Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

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Darwin333

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WTF. Finally read to the end of the thread. Shitstorm was supposed to pop off at 6PM yesterday and no updates yet? Is Mayne still alive? Did his sister cut his junk off and put it in the food disposal so no chance of reattachment? Can they even do that kind of advanced surgery in Canuckistan or is it considered elective since it isn't technically life saving surgery?

I don't even know when to have the popcorn ready.
 

skull

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Since we only get half the story I bet maynes been the problem all along and his sister tricked him now hes the one out on his ass with no internet.
 

BoomerD

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I'm still going with he got his pecker whacked off, just a question on what she did with it after.

That's presuming Mayne even had a pecker...it's for certain the guy had no balls, or this thread would have been more like:
My sister's deadbeat son pissed me off again, so I kicked his worthless ass to the street.
 

madoka

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Plot twist:

Mayne lives by himself. Nephew and his girlfriend are results of Mayne's multiple personalities. Now he's busy adding sister persona.

 
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Mayne

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so my older sister came over last night, she is in town visiting her boyfriend. She shows up with a 15 pack of busch beer. I already had 6 tall cans in me before that. My younger sister who actually has the lease in her name was downstairs at the neighbours doing blow or something..she just got back from England after 2 weeks.

Anyways, so my sister calls out my nephew into the living room and proceeds to lay down the law. ..how she is moving in at the end of June and taking over his bedroom, ...he was pretty shook.... she doesn't quite grasp the fact that his gf can never ever be allowed back in this apartment though..I kept trying to bring up the subject and she kept telling to shush. Anyways, 1 thing at a time. My sister is one freaky scottish clean freak, there is a new world order here...I had 2 more beers and my sister Jane pulled out some bruce banner weed and thats all i remember, woke up feeling rough, apparently i tried to make a sandwich from the clues in my bedroom, but i didn't it seems.

Sorry for the anti-climatic ending to this story. But there is still 5 more weeks to go until she moves here though.
 
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Mayne

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4 story apartment building with no elevator, it can be hell. Atleast the rent is only 1050 all included.
 

Darwin333

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Wait, so the younger sister (the one who along with her son gives you all the grief) has the lease in HER name? How is your older sister laying down the law?
 

Mayne

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I told both my sisters on facebook about the latest shens from my nephew's gf...they facetimed each other and agreed to let my older sister to live here. I know it sounds convoluted and all. Long story short: older sister facetimed my younger sister in england and my younger sister agreed to it...even though they are mortal enemies, that tells a lot about the situation here.
 

Mayne

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he gets to sleep on the couch now...him and his girlfriend are inseperable, so lets see how long this lasts though, he might be gone soon too.
 

Mayne

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I just wonder if a steam cleaner will be enough to clean the carpet in his room.
 

Darwin333

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I just wonder if a steam cleaner will be enough to clean the carpet in his room.

Would have to see some decent resolution pics of the carpet but if you haven't been exaggerating probably not but it's worth a shot. Now the living room is going to look like what his room does now lol.
 

Mayne

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Would have to see some decent resolution pics of the carpet but if you haven't been exaggerating probably not but it's worth a shot. Now the living room is going to look like what his room does now lol.

my older sister is a clean freak and happens to be 6 foot 1. She will not let shit happen.
 

Mayne

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So whose name is the lease in, the one with your nephew or the one with (I assume) no kids?

it is still in my younger sisters name unfortunately, hence I can't kick out her son yet..but the girlfriend will be gone though..thats half the battle right now.
 
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