Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[highland145]

You expect him to be in two places at once? I mean...where do you think the wife goes when she "goes out of town?"

That's what he keeps saying too. Maybe he can just order me some Omaha steaks and I'll eat with the kid.

 

[Pulsar]

I don't know the OP but I've heard that they have quite the reputation here. Question: The title of this thread states "Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread" ... but the OP posted MANY times yesterday PM (must have been having a bad day? The first post in the thread contains a pretty clear warning to the OP:

"You will be allowed to make 2 posts each day in it, AND NOT ONE MORE, even to answer other folks responses. If you make a third post on any one day, or if you start another thread on the subject of your life, you will be immediately vacationed"

If it were up to me the OP should be able to post as much as he wants. So, did he receive a vacation or have the rules pertaining to this thread been relaxed?

I suspected when he stopped making douchey topics routinely he got a little leeway? I'm guessing here.....

 

[Mayne]

The shit is going down tomorrow. It's going to be fucking epic!

 

[Mayne]

new man tomorrow..kinda excited for me.

 

[Mayne]

i hope the uv lights destroy my socks.

 

[brianmanahan]

i expect a full report

 

[Mayne]

it will be basically me, but way angrier.

 

[IronWing]

i hope the uv lights destroy my socks.

Crap, is Mayne just a script?

 

[BoomerD]

Hey Mayne! HEY MAYNE! MAAAYYYNNNEEEE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE! MAYNE!










Did they move out yet?

 

[Darwin333]

Next time the wife's out of town.

You expect him to be in two places at once? I mean...where do you think the wife goes when she "goes out of town?"

What he said...

I'm good bud, I mean really good (just ask the wife) but I'm not THAT good.

 

[Darwin333]

The shit is going down tomorrow. It's going to be fucking epic!

Video please!!!

 

[Darwin333]

That's what he keeps saying too. Maybe he can just order me some Omaha steaks and I'll eat with the kid.

Damm, I have to take care of your wifes needs and buy you Omaha steaks? Last we talked you were inviting me to dinner!

 

[highland145]

Damm, I have to take care of your wifes needs and buy you Omaha steaks? Last we talked you were inviting me to dinner!

You cancelled.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Did I miss something?

 

[highland145]

Did I miss something?

Mayne's going to man up and handle his nephew. Darwin wants to diddle my wife and have me pay for his steaks.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

This is turning into Knots Landing.

 

[skull]

You expect him to be in two places at once? I mean...where do you think the wife goes when she "goes out of town?"

All the better the only time we can take it easy, is when shes away.

 

[Mayne]

cops are on the way, i'm going to bed.

 

[Mayne]

millenial safe zones don't apply to me.

 

[highland145]

All the better the only time we can take it easy, is when shes away.

Really? That's when a 200lb asshole is home...with arms. You should wait until I head to Maynes.

Assuming that he's even going to pay for my expenses.

 

[Darwin333]

Mayne's going to man up and handle his nephew. Darwin is and has been diddling my wife and wants me to pay for his steaks.

Fixed that for ya buddy. Come on bud, a happy wife is a happy life and I keep her happy for you. That's gotta be worth a steak dinner at least!

 

[Mayne]

so after gas pipeing all day I come home to this news. So after my nephew/niece got into a fist fight in the living room..I jumped in to break it up...ended up spraining my ankle...shortly after i said to my nephew "Go fucking die"...his girlfriend pushed him out of the living room and ended up tearing down my sisters monitor in the living room..it fell over and smashed on her computer.

So basically I feel responsible for breaking her only means of entertainment. Fuck this, i'm going to my brothers tomorrow and stay a couple days..she can use my room and computer.

 

[Mayne]

the day before he was supposed to give us 300 dollars for rent...got 100 dollars and he spent the rest on video games and drugs.

 

[BoomerD]

Self inflicted, dude.
Until you man up and fix your situation...one way or the other...life is gonna suck.

 

[skull]

Really? That's when a 200lb asshole is home...with arms. You should wait until I head to Maynes.

Assuming that he's even going to pay for my expenses.

We both know your more than 200 lbs my big cuddly man.