Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[IronWing]

Kidney beans add shit flavour to anything they are in. "Here is some delicious chili, too good in fact; I think I'll add kidney beans to f' it up so God doesn't get jealous."

 

[Mayne]

i'm just trying to stretch out a meal for fuck sakes....when i make chili i eat it for 7 days straight..no other meals between.

 

[IronWing]

Use pinto beans or black beans. They're cheap, work with chili, and don't taste like ass.

 

[Mayne]

why the hell can't i like kidney beans?

 

[IronWing]

Because you are a carbon-based life form; it is not possible.

 

[Mayne]

i don't care, i love kidney beans..dem beans.

 

[BoomerD]

Mayne...I think I found your nephew’s girlfriend...

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uJsLc_1526456276

 

[ElFenix]

kidney beans are a creole bean from louisiana. if you're a poor and need to bulk up chili, pinto is the proper texmex bean.

 

[zinfamous]

why the hell can't i like kidney beans?

Because it is unlawful. Chili should have those round red chili beans.

 

[zinfamous]

Mayne...I think I found your nephew’s girlfriend...

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uJsLc_1526456276

that is, well, that is....OK about what I expected to encounter in a Mayne thread

 

[Mayne]

I just shaved my head after 8 months of letting it grow...it feels good.

 

[Mayne]

The Shit Storm hits here tomorrow at this time. I will keep you guys updated. wish me luck.

 

[Thebobo]

good luck?

 

[nakedfrog]

Get a pork pie hat for extra zazz.

 

[Mayne]

i'm getting anew lock for my door tomorrow morning..first things first..i can't afford another smashed monitor and computer...these animals are not gonna react well to being kicked out.

 

[nakedfrog]

Get some bear mace too. For bonus moxie.

 

[Mayne]

It's going to be glorious.

 

[madoka]

i'm getting anew lock for my door tomorrow morning..first things first..i can't afford another smashed monitor and computer...these animals are not gonna react well to being kicked out.

Plot twist: your older sister and her new a-hole boyfriend decide to take your room and you sleep out in the living room.

 

[Mayne]

if i can sleep i don't really care where my head rests.

 

[Thebobo]

House party at Maynes!

 

[Mayne]

this time tomorrow mofo's

 

[BxgJ]

this time tomorrow mofo's

I'm here with popcorn Mayne. What's going on?

 

[crashtech]

Yeah, where's the drama? I am actually rooting for Mayne here, but plot twists are always welcome.

 

[Thebobo]

Ok its raining (still) so I canceled all appointments and am waiting on a updated report.

 

[Darwin333]

fuck that! I'm not going to lose this battle.

Dude, you have already lost...