- Jun 27, 2004
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Can you die from putting 10 lbs of mayo up your rectum?
Canada sucks!
At a time when I was trying to gain weight, I would get a loaf of Wonder Bread and a jar of Miracle Whip. I would schmear the Miracle Whip heavy on one slice of bread and eat it. I would almost finish the jar of Miracle Whip for the loaf of bread. Along with that a 2 liter of Coke. Yes, I gained weight and it was GOOD!!!
Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise, it's goblin cum.
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip
Is it risky making mayo from scratch, or would the vinegar or lemon juice kill all the potentially harmful bacteria?
The food chain just isn't the same these days as when rocky balboa drank a glassful of raw eggs.