Mayonnaise is awesome

[grohl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise

that is all

 

[blackdogdeek]

i concur with this post. the only thing better is bacon. the only thing better than bacon is mayo AND bacon.

that is all.

 

[zinfamous]

worst thread ever.

permaban, please!

 

[Mixolydian]

Definitely. Mayo is one of the essential condiments.

 

[supremor]

Mayo sucks.

 

[KeithTalent]

Mayo rules!

KT

 

[blackangst1]

I concur also.

 

[zinfamous]

Canada sucks!

 

[thestrangebrew1]

Can you die from putting 10 lbs of mayo up your rectum?

 

[Printer Bandit]

lite mayo please!

 

[coldmeat]

Can you die from putting 10 lbs of mayo up your rectum?

I wouldn't recommend any more than 8.

 

[TheSpy007]

The only brand of mayo i like.

 

[MontyAC]

Spread the mayo, then insert the bacon.

 

[Chrono]

Mayo is nasty.

 

[KeithTalent]

Canada sucks!

True, but good thing we have awesome mayo to console us.

KT

 

[rickon66]

Mayo seems like snot but it is not. Salsa is the condiment of the future so get used to it.

 

[Dirigible]

This thread is helpful. It allows me to know my fellow mayo-lovers, an honorable and true bunch of upstanding people. And it lets me collect the names of the other people and put them on a list...

 

[jagec]

Addendum to OP: If it's white in color, it's not real mayonnaise.

Of course, then you have to make it yourself, and you'll have leftover egg whites. Then you can make a white cake.

 

[Aikouka]

Mayonnaise is awesome on toast, but it's too unhealthy to actually eat such a delicious thing!

EDIT:

Most people tend to reel back a bit when I mention mayo + toast though.

 

[Raizinman]

At a time when I was trying to gain weight, I would get a loaf of Wonder Bread and a jar of Miracle Whip. I would schmear the Miracle Whip heavy on one slice of bread and eat it. I would almost finish the jar of Miracle Whip for the loaf of bread. Along with that a 2 liter of Coke. Yes, I gained weight and it was GOOD!!!

 

[Miramonti]

Is it risky making mayo from scratch, or would the vinegar or lemon juice kill all the potentially harmful bacteria?

The food chain just isn't the same these days as when rocky balboa drank a glassful of raw eggs.

 

[lxskllr]

Mayo's nasty. Hot sauce/salsa's the condiment of discerning gourmets worldwide.

 

[mmntech]

At a time when I was trying to gain weight, I would get a loaf of Wonder Bread and a jar of Miracle Whip. I would schmear the Miracle Whip heavy on one slice of bread and eat it. I would almost finish the jar of Miracle Whip for the loaf of bread. Along with that a 2 liter of Coke. Yes, I gained weight and it was GOOD!!!

Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise, it's goblin cum.
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip

 

[KeithTalent]

Miracle Whip isn't mayonnaise, it's goblin cum.
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip

This. Miracle Whip. D:

KT

 

[zinfamous]

Is it risky making mayo from scratch, or would the vinegar or lemon juice kill all the potentially harmful bacteria?

The food chain just isn't the same these days as when rocky balboa drank a glassful of raw eggs.

there is less than a 1% chance of consuming anything dangerous from raw egg yolk.