Meanwhile in Australia

[KMFJD]

http://www.9news.com.au/national/20...ly-assaulting-police-officer-with-breast-milk

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/03...k-on-police-officer/5641427399507/?spt=rrs&or

"Police said Leeder, who was nude from the waist up during the search, grabbed her own breast and squirted milk onto the forehead, arms and clothes of the female officer conducting the search."


Buncha hardened criminals....

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Breast milk assault. LOL Mm, good.

 

[AMCRambler]

Heh boobs

 

[Vdubchaos]

How is that an assault?

If the cop spitted at her while talking, would that count as an assault too?

Silly

 

[mmntech]

Lol. She looks like a real winner. The worst part of this story is that since she's lactating, that means she's reproduced.

How is that an assault?

If the cop spitted at her while talking, would that count as an assault too?

Silly

Know how I know you're into watersports? :sneaky:

 

[SunnyD]

How is that an assault?

If the cop spitted at her while talking, would that count as an assault too?

Silly

This is why...

It is alleged that while she was being strip-searched at the police station the 26-year-old grabbed her breast and squirted milk onto a female officer's forehead, arms and clothing.

Obviously if it was a male officer the outcome would have been significantly different.

 

[Sonikku]

Squirt milk at someone and get 18 months in jail. At like $50k per inmate, per year, that's like $75,000. Pretty pricy for a few squirts of milk. That's some system.

 

[Printer Bandit]

got milk? yes

 

[Paratus]

Damn it. Australian stories are the ones where nature maims or kills you horribly.

This is more like a Florida story.

 

[z1ggy]

Titty milk

 

[andy04]

Once the booby trap was removed, it was all fair game!

Sounds like Florida 2.0

 

[Ichinisan]

Yes. Australia is the Florida of the Eastern hemisphere.

 

[Reynod]

Actually as an Australian I though our city people were more like the democratic US States, with the rich fairly conservative as you would expect ... and with more than a fair share of loveable Rednecks in the Country towns. We have utes .. .you have pickups ... the two places are a lot more alike than you think. Because we don't have guns .. .then alternative weapons like this are frequently involved <sigh>.

 

[zinfamous]

Actually as an Australian I though our city people were more like the democratic US States, with the rich fairly conservative as you would expect ... and with more than a fair share of loveable Rednecks in the Country towns. We have utes .. .you have pickups ... the two places are a lot more alike than you think. Because we don't have guns .. .then alternative weapons like this are frequently involved <sigh>.

Frankly, I'd rather be assaulted by a boob than a Glock.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Actually as an Australian I though our city people were more like the democratic US States, with the rich fairly conservative as you would expect ... and with more than a fair share of loveable Rednecks in the Country towns. We have utes .. .you have pickups ... the two places are a lot more alike than you think. Because we don't have guns .. .then alternative weapons like this are frequently involved <sigh>.

i think the primary difference between australia and the states is that only half of the states are crawling with lethal creatures.