@Noah Abrams
Where are you from exactly?
Your posts read like you have never known a liberal and what being liberal means. Perhaps you need to look up the word.
The post about the NYT being a Bible really says it all. Whoever you are describing isn't a liberal, whether they identify as one or not doesn't make them one. I can say I'm anything I want, and that wouldn't be true just because I believe it.
I have to assume that you live in a predominantly red state, most likely the Bible belt. Perhaps the people who claim to be liberal there are still right of center, but appear to be liberal because they have a few progressive ideals mixed in with their cultural altruism that living in such a place would foster.
Religious evangelicals, which I can tell you rank among just by reading your posts, often conflate their ideals as what is best for everyone, that doesn't make it altruism.
And lastly, your anger and hate narrative is right out of the right wing media. You guys simply can't think for yourselves at all. Liberals are angry yes, but their hated is only directed at people who deserve to be hated. I'll dumb down an example for you. We hate trump because he is a terrible person doing terrible things, you guys hated Obama because he was black, or like my mother "what kind of name is Obama, I can't trust someone like that". Do you see the difference? Of course you don't.
You hate gays because the Bible tells you to, which isn't even true. You hate the colored folk because they are taking your jobs, which probably isn't true. Your entire doctrine in life whether it's political or religious is a lie. You guys lie to yourselves even. You know who holds these values in this country, people over 60. When your generation dies, know that your fascist ideas will die with you.