Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It.

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Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I can't believe people keep bumping this thread every few months. :laugh:

This is the most entertaining thread I have read since the great beef debacle of 05

 

[SunnyD]

Billy Joel has apparently be cooperating with the local authorities in reference to a string of arsons. In a press release, Joel states: "We didn't start the fire. No we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it."

 

[trmiv]

Def Leppard caves, decides they will take that photograph after all.

 

[GasX]

In other news, Ozzy is managing to keep the crazy train on the rails.

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
George Thorogood sets new personal best: two hours sober.

In related news, George Throrgood has also announced he prefers drinking with a large crowd present.

 

[GoPackGo]

The grass is indeed NOT green and the girl's are ugly skanks in Paradise City.


Phil Collins CAN sing...but still can't dance.

 

[q011519]

After taking a few steps back, Linkin Park has decided they would like you to talk to them more.

 

[trmiv]

Prince comes clean, admits the beret was actually more of a cranberry color.

 

[JDub02]

edit:

 

[hiromizu]

This is funny stuff.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Vehemence
The Onion is nearly as lame as XKCD. So much fail.

I like todays

XKCD

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: Beev
I have yet to find theonion humorous. Guess I won't be starting now either.

My mission is to help you. Start with this:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28812

That's my fav of all time.

 

[OCGuy]

This just in: Jamie Fox says it was not the alcohol afterall.

 

[cheezy321]

After hearing about the death of his girlfriend, Soulja Boy no longer recommends people attempt to kiss him thru the phone.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
The Beatles now willing to give war a chance.

ROFL

:laugh:
I think that wins the thread.

For fail?

Lennon, Not a Beatles song.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Originally posted by: Raduque

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
George Thorogood sets new personal best: two hours sober.

In related news, George Throrgood has also announced he prefers drinking with a large crowd present.

George Throgood went to a bar, ordered 3 pinot grigios.

 

[Pepsei]

you might think this, however Rick Ocasek admits that it really isn't magic, but that he was the only one sober enough to drive pavlina porizkova home. that's what she needed that night.

 

[cheezy321]

The doors finally admitted they never really wanted to break on through to the other side.

 

[OCGuy]

This just in: Michael Jackson's estate now says "It doesnt matter of you're black or white, but it matters if you are dead or alive"

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Vehemence
The Onion is nearly as lame as XKCD. So much fail.

You are just bummed because they got your number.

 

[Rastus]

You-Know-Who, "Billie Jean is, indeed, my lover."

 

[Reliant]

In a rather unceremonious press release, the Offspring have stipulated that they feel completely indifferent as to whether you get a job or not.

 

[acheron]

Eric Clapton revealed that the room near the station is really more of a beige, and the curtains there are just a dark blue.

Mick Jagger then offered to paint it multiple colors.