Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It.

[Queasy]

Sammy Hagar finds that he can indeed drive 55.

 

[skillyho]

LOL @ all hilariousness.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Billy Joel: "Maybe we did start the fire."

 

[acheron]

Originally posted by: effowe

Originally posted by: timswim78

Originally posted by: vi edit
This just in as well:

Slaughter now sleeps at night and is up all day.

Slaughter or KISS?

Slaughter is "Up all Night (Sleep all Day)" Whereas KISS wants to "Rock and Roll all Night, Party Every Day"

KISS now rocks and rolls for an hour or so in the early evening, and parties every other week.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Billy Joel: "Maybe we did start the fire."

I thought that was Great White.

 

[WelshBloke]

Slade have had enough of people bringing the 'noize' and wish they would bring cake or flowers like normal guests.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The Beatles now willing to give war a chance.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: acheron
Steve Perry no longer believes.

omg

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
The Beatles now willing to give war a chance.

ROFL

 

[Queasy]

After peasant uprising, Run DMC are now Paupers of Rock.

 

[vi edit]

After 40 years of touring and a combined total of 14 knee and hip replacements, Led Zeppelin is now teaming up with Japanese engineers to build an elevator to heaven.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Alanis Morissette admits "It's just a coincidence."

 

[Jeff7181]

Steven Tyler doesn't mind if he misses a thing every now and then.

 

[KeithTalent]

The Eagles have moved out of the Hotel California and are now in the Assisted Living Residence of California.

KT

 

[OCGuy]

The Proclaimers are now willing to walk about a mile and a half, as long as the weather is good.

 

[Queasy]

Queen to now give out hugs instead of rockings.

 

[MrDudeMan]

U2 no longer has to decide. They can now live without you.

 

[QED]

This thread is lame, OP.

Even Chrissie Hynde won't stand by you.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Filter recently announced it would prefer that you record a video.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: KLin
Must be a slow news day for The Onion.

I thought it was pretty funny.

lol me too


edit:

this whole thread has me crackin up

 

[Atomic Playboy]

New study reveals ACDC's dirty deeds surprisingly expensive.

 

[acheron]

The Buggles announce that the radio star is alive and well.

 

[Queasy]

The Divinyls Christina Amphlett, clearly bored with the relationship, has stopped touching herself when she thinks about you.

 

[KeithTalent]

MC Hammer has decided that you are now able to touch "this".

KT

 

[vi edit]

Dire Straights have reported that they no longer want their MTV and have asked for a full refund on their subscription.