Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It.

[foghorn67]

This just in.
Surviving members of Pantera admit they finally feel the respect they deserve. And they now know who is actually talking to them.

 

[Queasy]

The Wiggles now find fruit salad to be rancid and disgusting.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
The Beatles now willing to give war a chance.

ROFL

:laugh:
I think that wins the thread.

 

[acheron]

Sting is fine with the location that you are standing, despite its proximity to him.

 

[Iron Woode]

in other news: Cinderella knows what they got after its gone.

 

[OCGuy]

Foriegner no longer wants to know what love is, and they sure as hell dont want you to show them.

 

[foghorn67]

The Police are really getting bored watching what you are doing.

 

[KeithTalent]

Kanye West has admitted Jesus doesn't really walk, it's more of a limping shuffle.

KT

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
MC Hammer has decided that you are now able to touch "this".

KT

LMAO

I'm glad I clicked on this thread.

 

[vi edit]

LL Cool J's mother died last night. Enemies of her son can now sleep soundly knowing that she no longer can request for them to be knocked out.

 

[hellokeith]

Originally posted by: DaveJ
"Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock"

Now *that* was funny :laugh:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Lynyrd Skynyrd has announced that Tuesday will now continue being a day of the week and that weather will not affect the status of days in the week.

Members of the band Simple Minds want you to not remember them.

Huey Lewis now believes it's hip to be cool.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Members of the Clash expressed disappointment that London never seems to call anymore.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: dNor
The Onion is nearly as lame as XKCD. So much fail.

are you kidding? xkcd is funny and so is 'the onion'.

 

[PepePeru]

Frankie has finally admitted its okay, go ahead and come.

 

[KeithTalent]

To no one's surprise Madonna has announced she no longer feels like a virgin. Reporters responded with a resounding "duh" and husband Guy Ritchie shook his head in sullen confirmation.

KT

 

[miketheidiot]

NOAA meteorologists have confirmed that if it keeps on raining, the levees will actually hold just fine, thanks.

 

[StevenYoo]

Originally posted by: DaveJ
"Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock"

in related news, Sammy Hagar can indeed drive 55.

 

[Kadarin]

Wang Chung issues caution that everybody should first check with their doctor before they "Wang Chung tonight".

 

[alchemize]

This thread delivers!

The Proclaimers are no more.

In fact, they wouldn't walk anywhere near 500 miles, much less 500 more, just to be the man to fall down at your door.

 

[alchemize]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
U2 no longer has to decide. They can now live without you.

They also found what they are looking for.

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot
NOAA meteorologists have confirmed that if it keeps on raining, the levees will actually hold just fine, thanks.

However anyone in that rain will actually not be a fool.

 

[thraashman]

Led Zeppelin has recently declared that due to the housing crisis that indeed on their upcoming tour they will be seeking quartering fervently.

 

[CPA]

Buggles realize that videos didn't kill the radio star, rather the RIAA did.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Robert Plant admits that he has lost his way and that he no longer wants to ramble on.