Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It.

[CrazyHelloDeli]

George Michael of WHAM! fame would rather you let him sleep in; he'll catch up with you later.

Blondie says you can also text her if you are so inclined.

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Robert Plant admits that he has lost his way and that he no longer wants to ramble on.

And Michael Stipe has told him that it's not the end of the world.

 

[OCGuy]

Michael Jackson decides it does matter if you are black or white, after he discovers that being a freak in the middle is just wierd.

 

[alchemize]

Depeche Mode has announced they CAN get enough.

 

[jonks]

Carly Simon Caves; Admits Song is About You

 

[JulesMaximus]

Michael Jackson, after all his legal troubles, decides to stop beating it.

 

[Fenixgoon]

i was gonna say, that's gotta be the onion


temple of the dog has decided they WILL NOT reach down and pick the crowd up.


probably not as funny, but wooden jesus just came up on my winamp playlist.

 

[QED]

Right Said Fred is not too sexy for this thread.

 

[SunnyD]

In related news today, Def Leopard has announced that they ask that sugar no longer be poured on them. When questioned for details, lead singer Joe Elliott is quoted as saying, "With the recent news that Splenda does not in fact pose any health risk, we're inclined to go the healthy route and ask that you 'Pour Some Splenda On Me' instead."

Other members of the band mentioned that they would prefer to fade away than burn out when asked.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
In related news today, Def Leopard has announced that they ask that sugar no longer be poured on them. When questioned for details, lead singer Joe Elliott is quoted as saying, "With the recent news that Splenda does not in fact pose any health risk, we're inclined to go the healthy route and ask that you 'Pour Some Splenda On Me' instead."

Other members of the band mentioned that they would prefer to fade away than burn out when asked.

Neil Young?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: SunnyD
In related news today, Def Leopard has announced that they ask that sugar no longer be poured on them. When questioned for details, lead singer Joe Elliott is quoted as saying, "With the recent news that Splenda does not in fact pose any health risk, we're inclined to go the healthy route and ask that you 'Pour Some Splenda On Me' instead."

Other members of the band mentioned that they would prefer to fade away than burn out when asked.

Neil Young?

:music:Rock of Ages:music:

KT

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: KLin
Must be a slow news day for The Onion.

 

[hanoverphist]

def leppard

 

[WelshBloke]

For your convenience the management have asked Deep Purple to announce the smoking is not allowed at the shoreline but only in designated smoking areas.

 

[middlehead]

Warren Zevon announces that he's moving his werewolf ranch to a plot of land outside Liverpool.

 

[middlehead]

Eric Clapton admits that he may have grazed the Deputy, says he was "definitely aiming for the Sheriff, though."

 

[zinfamous]

I was under the impression that Dee Snyder has been taking it for some time now.

 

[OCGuy]

After driving around lost for years, Ace of Base finally admits they "didnt see the sign". (btw, it will be stuck in your head now)

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Originally posted by: middlehead
Warren Zevon rose from the dead and announced that he's moving his werewolf ranch to a plot of land outside Liverpool.

Fixed.

 

[Black88GTA]

"After much deliberation, the Beatles finally admit that love is only a small portion of what you actually need"

"Men Without Hats admits to befriending some of those who do not dance"

"Devo would no longer like for you to whip it; says a gentle tap is all that is necessary"

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
After driving around lost for years, Ace of Base finally admits they "didnt see the sign". (btw, it will be stuck in your head now)

ROFL! This one is my favorite so far.

 

[ksheets]

wait..this just in...

Kiss now states that, in fact, GOD did NOT give rock and roll to you...it evolved slowly, over millions of years...

 

[BUTCH1]

"The Boss" decides we were not born to run, just amble around the food court looking for the SO..

 

[UberNeuman]

Jefferson Starship comes clean and admits that "they didn't build this city on rock and roll" - and as a matter of fact had nothing to do with the construction of the city at all...

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman
Jefferson Starship comes clean and admits that "they didn't build this city on rock and roll" - and as a matter of fact had nothing to do with the construction of the city at all...

:thumbsup:

Eddie Money has admitted that all he really had two tickets to was a Clipper's preseason game.