Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It.

[Iron Woode]

contrary to what Alice Cooper says, science has revealed that males bleed too.

In a related story, John Mellancamp admits there was no blood on the scarecrow and none on the plow either.

 

[SunnyD]

Members of Digital Underground reportedly have finally come to the conclusion that all around the world, it's not the same song.

 

[vi edit]

The Beastie Boys are happy to announce that they are well rested. Once they reached Brooklyn they stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
Motley Crue annonced today that the only "Dr. Feelgood" they get is from a prostate exam.

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

George Thorogood sets new personal best: two hours sober.

 

[thraashman]

Billy Joel has recently announced that in today's world of STD's that the good have a much longer life expectancy and urges all good Catholic girls to wait until marriage.

Police are currently searching for Bobby Fuller who recently got into a fight with local law enforcement severely beating several, escaped and is still on the run.

 

[DaTT]

In recent discoveries, 50 cent is actually more into making love than just "having sex"

 

[Lurknomore]

Scott Weiland comes sober clean- reveals he can't wait for tomorrow, and his dogs can't smell shit.

 

[GiggleGirl]

bump!

create more funny for my entertainment!!!!

 

[OCGuy]

This just in: Britney spears says you ARENT a womanizer!

 

[OCGuy]

This just in: Lady Gaga now says she no longer wants you to dance

 

[arrfep]

This just in: OCguy has a terrible sense of humor.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: arrfep
This just in: OCguy has a terrible sense of humor.

I just report the news man, dont shoot the messenger.

 

[Maleficus]

Originally posted by: Vehemence
The Onion is nearly as lame as XKCD. So much fail.

this makes no sense, the onion is lame while XKCD is awesome.

 

[Eli]

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Creedence Clearwater Revival has announced that someone has stopped the rain.

 

[datalink7]

Mike & The Mechanics are still waiting for a miracle

 

[trmiv]

Breaking news out of Georgia where rock band R.E.M. has scheduled a 1pm press conference. Insiders say that Kenneth may have finally revealed the frequency.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Creedence Clearwater Revival has announced that someone has stopped the rain.

And in Fargo, ND there was much rejoicing.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, tells Mick Jagger, just Shut Me Down already.

 

[trmiv]

Nena admits she miscounted and there were in fact only 98 Luftballons

 

[drum]

AP- New York
Developing Story...
Artist Steve Miller has reportedly turned himself in along with an undisclosed amount of money to the New York Police Department following a longstanding run of murders and castle robberies.
In unrelated news, Sir Mix-A-Lot was seen with Jenny Craig at a downtown exercise studio. The couple confirmed reports they were dating with Mr. Mix-A-Lot claiming "I didn't know what I was missing, I advise you other brothers to try this."

 

[Beev]

I have yet to find theonion humorous. Guess I won't be starting now either.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I can't believe people keep bumping this thread every few months. :laugh:

 

[drum]

Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Filter recently announced it would prefer that you record a video.

Filter would now prefer you not take their picture as they have no trouble remembering.