Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It.

[DaTT]

In amongst all the confusion, AC/DC finally admits that it was lighting that struck them...not thunder

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Zach de la Rocha's newfound calmness entirely un-bomb-like.

 

[Iron Woode]

Mick Jagger admits he's fine with red doors and doesn't want them black anymore.

 

[jersiq]

Finally showing a sign of sanity, the band Madness told reporters that they will be relocating from the house in the middle of the street to the house at the end of the cul-de-sac.

 

[CKent]

Tests performed on Rock legend Eric Clapton reveal the talented musician's hands contain fast-twitch muscle fiber. Pointer Sisters "...shocked and betrayed".

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: StevenYoo

Originally posted by: DaveJ
"Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock"

in related news, Sammy Hagar can indeed drive 55.

I'm still hoping that in the future, Sammy Hagar will be pulled over for driving 55 mph. That would be hilarious.

 

[Queasy]

Economy hits Sting hard. Asks Roxanne to put on the red light.

 

[Homerboy]

Originally posted by: middlehead
Eric Clapton admits that he may have grazed the Deputy, says he was "definitely aiming for the Sheriff, though."

really? Eric Clapton? You know that's a cover right?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

New Seal "Hit With Clubs"

 

[SunnyD]

When asked about her inspiration, Colbie Caillat revealed that it was in fact just gas from drinking too much champagne.

 

[oznerol]

Elton John admits he really was singing about Tony Danza.

 

[jonks]

Katy Perry admits she only kisses girls for the attention.

 

[alexjohnson16]

This just in, Journey now believes it is OK to cease belief.

 

[OCGuy]

The Village People are now admitting that it is actually quite ghey (literally) to stay at the YMCA.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: vi edit
Metallica posted on their website today that they would release a follow up to their smash hit song "One" as a special download to Rockband players. After consulting with lawyers and a trio of psychologists they have settled on the title of "Two" for the new track.

Also mentioned on the website is a DVD documentary of the making of their new album "Death Magnetic". The title of the production is slated to be "Clip 'Em All".

Oh... Oh..

:laugh:

That was good.

 

[HankToms]

Bob Marley's written confession found among memorabilia revealing he shot the deputy too.

 

[DaTT]

Jimi Hendrix: "...infact, she wasn't foxey at all.....I was really really high"

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: jonks
Katy Perry admits she only kisses girls for the attention.

And the other girl didn't like it. But nobody asked her how she felt.

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Homerboy

Originally posted by: middlehead
Eric Clapton admits that he may have grazed the Deputy, says he was "definitely aiming for the Sheriff, though."

really? Eric Clapton? You know that's a cover right?

Yes, I do.

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
New study reveals ACDC's dirty deeds surprisingly expensive.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Last I heard, Nine Inch Nails wants to f*ck you missionary.

Trent Reznor content to cuddle up on the couch in front of a movie?

Yes..he wants to feel your outside.

hahahahahahha hahahahahaha

/falls outta chair

 

[BUTCH1]

Herman's Hermits states Mrs Browns daughter is no longer lovely sharp or rare, she is now known as fat, dull, and common..

 

[GiggleGirl]

Earlier today, it was announced by Prince that the little red corvette was in fact much too slow, you most definitely need to be beautiful, rich, and cool to be his girl, and finally his mother was actually always very satisfied.

 

[Wheezer]

Motley Crue annonced today that the only "Dr. Feelgood" they get is from a prostate exam.

 

[RapidSnail]

Yesterday, Paul McCartney admitted that his problems are actually closer than he thought.