Men's room etiquette violated.

[wallsfd949]

So I'm at the SRQ airport the other day and I have to... well, you know. I step into the bathroom and begin to take care of buisness at the urinal. A guy walks up to the urinal next to me as he says something fairly loud. Now, I don't know about you, but everywhere I've been, talking in the Men's room is a foul (5 yd penalty).

I glance out of the corner of my eye and notice a cell phone is stuck to his face.

I was hoping that he had said 'Call you later' and was done with that conversation but.. no, he procedes to talk. I decide something must be done...

"AAHhhhhahhhhhhhh" (loudly)

Guy looks over at me... then back to his conversation and... well... whatever he was doing at the urinal.

"AAAAAhhhhahhhaaaaaaaHhhhhhh" (louder yet)

Guy looks over at me a second time, so I look back...

"Are you looking at my penis?" (loud enough that his phone conversation knew where he was and what he was doing).


Guy quickly finishes what he was doing at the urinal and leaves.


I hate it when people talk in the men's room...

 

[Juice Box]

you then should have began talking Louder...to yourself, he prolly woulda left

 

[Nikamichi]

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

dude, you are on fire with the s tonight!

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

dude, you are on fire with the s tonight!

Word.

Want some 's?

 

[Klandestine]

i dont believe that happened.

 

[bootymac]

OMFG, THAT IS AWESOME!! LMAO!!!!!!

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

dude, you are on fire with the s tonight!

Word.

Want some 's?

you got some, Ill buy some...meet at the corner in 5 min...

 

[b0mbrman]

Heh heh. You should have slapped yourself on the ass...always a good sound effect for phone conversations

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

dude, you are on fire with the s tonight!

Word.

Want some 's?

Yes

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

you got some, Ill buy some...meet at the corner in 5 min...

Just make sure Zim Hosein ain't looking.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Weeeman

Yes

 

[rayray2]

shens

 

[jagec]

You should have started doing the Gollum thing

"No precious, we don't WANTS to kill the man on the phone!"
"WE MUST! We HATES him! He must DIE!"

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

you got some, Ill buy some...meet at the corner in 5 min...

Just make sure Zim Hosein ain't looking.

what a thief!

 

[bootymac]

Bonus points if you started sharing the same urinal as him

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

what a thief!

lol, don't say that in front of him, he'll slice you

 

[Steve]

I hate talking to people on the phone and they start pissing in a toilet.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: sm8000
I hate talking to people on the phone and they start pissing in a toilet.

never had that happen, and I hope I never do.

 

[Juice Box]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: digitalsnare

what a thief!

lol, don't say that in front of him, he'll slice you

oh sh!t, I better watch my back, that freakin red/white/blue ribon might give me a freaking papercut

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: zerocool1

Originally posted by: sm8000
I hate talking to people on the phone and they start pissing in a toilet.

never had that happen, and I hope I never do.

Opposed to what?

Pissing on a pole?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: Weeeman

Opposed to what?

Pissing on a pole?

Pissing in your :beer:?


:Q

 

[Perknose]

True or not, Teh Funnay. Points if you sprayed his shoes.

And a big OMGBITEMEWTFBBQ to the poodle yapping numb nuts who tried to get large in your wake, and then fell to fighting over cookie crumbs, as is their lot in life.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: sm8000
I hate talking to people on the phone and they start pissing in a toilet.

next time tell them to be more corteous and put a towel over their head. the ambient noises of being in a restroom arent as obvious.

 

[awal]

:laugh: