MERRY CHRISTMAS

[13Gigatons]

No happy holidays in this thread...you heathens.

(I'm five eggnog's in at the xmas party)

 

[shortylickens]

I hope Allah smites your nativity scene!

 

[deustroop]

I'm in.
Christmas is the best time of year. Well except when The Patriots win the Super Bowl, now that's a party.

 

[IronWing]

I'm in.
Christmas is the best time of year. Well except when The Patriots win the Super Bowl, now that's a party.

Santa don’t like cheaters.

 

[AdamK47]

I don't meet the requirements for Christmas.

 

[13Gigatons]

No snow yet but they keep promising a white Xmas.

 

[mikeymikec]

No happy holidays in this thread...you heathens.

As a paid-up member of the lefty party, I'm here to tell you I'll put a jihad on anyone who doesn't recant and say happy holidays. Anyone who doesn't believe it, I'll put a jihad on them too!

 

[renz20003]

How about seasons greetings?

 

[lxskllr]

Here's a nice jul story for everyone. NPR listeners have probably already heard it. For those that don't listen to NPR; trigger warning; the author's gay :^P

https://www.npr.org/2005/12/23/5066175/sedaris-and-crumpet-the-elf-a-holiday-tradition

edit:
the full story...

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/47/christmas-and-commerce?act=1

 

[sdifox]

As a paid-up member of the lefty party, I'm here to tell you I'll put a jihad on anyone who doesn't recant and say happy holidays. Anyone who doesn't believe it, I'll put a jihad on them too!

It's fatwā you infidel.

And Merry Christmas to all.

 

[Kaido]

 

[Kaido]

I've been making eggnog (non-alcoholic) lately with pretty good results:

https://thestayathomechef.com/old-fashioned-non-alcoholic-eggnog/

It's pretty quick, only takes about 10 minutes of actual work (plus an hour to cool down to room temp). The only really weird ingredient you need is cinnamon sticks (which I've seen in the grocery store spice aisle now - McCormick has them available in the little spice jars). I tried powdered cinnamon in one batch, but it came out like horchata. This recipe is super good though - very clear flavors and super thick & creamy (you can cut it with regular milk if you want it less glass-coating).

 

[sdifox]

I've been making eggnog (non-alcoholic) lately with pretty good results:

https://thestayathomechef.com/old-fashioned-non-alcoholic-eggnog/

It's pretty quick, only takes about 10 minutes of actual work (plus an hour to cool down to room temp). The only really weird ingredient you need is cinnamon sticks (which I've seen in the grocery store spice aisle now - McCormick has them available in the little spice jars). I tried powdered cinnamon in one batch, but it came out like horchata. This recipe is super good though - very clear flavors and super thick & creamy (you can cut it with regular milk if you want it less glass-coating).

How is cinammon stick considered weird?

 

[Iron Woode]

How is cinammon stick considered weird?

some people have never seen a cinnamon stick before.

 

[ultimatebob]

Merry Festivus, everyone!

 

[Thebobo]

Some Christmas tips

 

[mikeymikec]

It's fatwā you infidel.

And Merry Christmas to all.

Depends what I was trying to reference

 

[Pick2]

I'm glad the OP didn't exclude: "Bah Humbug !" as a reply.
Or the more polite: I decline to participate in your religious ceremony , now please remove yourself from My lawn - Thank You

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You didn't need to yell at us.

 

[zinfamous]

Hey, great party, guys.

 

[sandorski]

I've been making eggnog (non-alcoholic) lately with pretty good results:

https://thestayathomechef.com/old-fashioned-non-alcoholic-eggnog/

It's pretty quick, only takes about 10 minutes of actual work (plus an hour to cool down to room temp). The only really weird ingredient you need is cinnamon sticks (which I've seen in the grocery store spice aisle now - McCormick has them available in the little spice jars). I tried powdered cinnamon in one batch, but it came out like horchata. This recipe is super good though - very clear flavors and super thick & creamy (you can cut it with regular milk if you want it less glass-coating).

Fake News!

 

[ch33zw1z]

How about seasons greetings?

stop your war on christmas, its outrageous

 

[sandorski]

Happy Holidays, Happy Solstice, Happy Festivus, Happy Hanukah. Happy Hole in the Sky., Happy Saturnaliua, Happy Kwanza, Joyeux Noel!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Happy Pi Day in advance.

 

[sdifox]

Happy Pi Day in advance.

Cheesecake is a pie!