MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Captante]

Actually 12/23 IS Festivus if I'm not mistaken?

Airing of Grievances anyone?

 

[lxskllr]

Airing of Grievances anyone?

My sack of alcohol soaked flubber... Neither me, nor my model M have what it takes to type out that diatribe...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Cheesecake is a pie!

And waffles are better than pancakes, alternator sized is not bulk and the plane on a treadmill takes off. All this has been established.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Airing of Grievances anyone?

Christmas sucks!

Call me when we get to Feats of Strength and I shall crush a beer can with one hand.

 

[lxskllr]

Christmas sucks!
and I shall crush a beer can with one hand.

That's lost something with the rise of aluminum. Modern beer cans will crush with a stern glance.

 

[shortylickens]

Actually 12/23 IS Festivus if I'm not mistaken?

Airing of Grievances anyone?

Trump sucks.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That's lost something with the rise of aluminum. Modern beer cans will crush with a stern glance.

Is not a glance stern enough to bend metal itself a feat of strength?

 

[lxskllr]

Is not a glance stern enough to bend metal itself a feat of strength?

You may be right. My sack of flubber gets winded on the grueling 20' walk to the truck every morning. Keeping the lungs and heart going unassisted is the current benchmark I guess :^/

 

[ultimatebob]

Actually 12/23 IS Festivus if I'm not mistaken?

Airing of Grievances anyone?

We spent WAY too much time talking about Bitcoin around here this year, and not nearly enough time talking about boobies! Where are our priorities, ATOT?

 

[zinfamous]

That's lost something with the rise of aluminum. Modern beer cans will crush with a stern glance.

He forgot to mention that the beer can will be full, which then leads back to re-hashing of grievances.

 

[BD231]

Dear santa clause, go F yourself. Signed, bubbles.

 

[13Gigatons]

Forgot to mention this thread has an open bar. :beer:

 

[Mayne]

Forgot to mention this thread has an open bar. :beer:

rye & ginger please

 

[Thebobo]

Next year I'm gonna do this.

 

[sdifox]

Forgot to mention this thread has an open bar. :beer:

I don't drink

 

[Red Squirrel]

Merry Christmas!

I'll be at work, making sure the telecommunications systems for the region are operational. You can thank me that your phone and internet is working.

On night shift so I'll be able to at least go spend a few hours with family on Christmas day before I head to work. Just need to get up earlier that day so won't really get my full sleep but worth it for Christmas.

 

[Thebobo]

Took me a while

 

[sdifox]

Lulz

 

[Mayne]

Merry Christmas guys

 

[ch33zw1z]

Took me a while

followed a star, you did, stepped in a pile, we did

 

[WelshBloke]

I've been making eggnog (non-alcoholic) lately with pretty good results:

That's fucking custard! You're not supposed to drink that! It goes on pudding! Eggnog is about 20% proof and it's supposed to be evens between dying of alcohol poisoning or indigestion if you drink too much!

/RAGE

Fucking yanks and their stupid non alcoholic versions of alcoholic drinks.

 

[Alpha One Seven]

Merry Christmas and God bless you all.

 

[Alpha One Seven]

Took me a while

Not seeing what's wrong, I am.

 

[Amused]

Merry Christmas AT!

 

[bradly1101]

Santa don’t like cheaters.

Santa has his elves, Mr. Brady has his "ball boys."