Merry Xmas from your president GW Bush,
Ho Ho Ho Ho, Happy Holidays from the White House. Just wanted to let you people on this board know what I got everyone (Republicans Mostly,Ho Ho Ho). First Off for my fine VP Dick Cheney. Dick what better gift could I have given you than a Heart Surgeon for Senate Majority leader, Ho Ho Ho. Dad I know you like to read so I got you a book " Chicken Soup for the Wimps Soul, Ho Ho Ho. Mom, I got you A ticket to Jebs house in Florida so you can wear your new Bikini on the Beautiful Florida beaches, Ho Ho Ho. For my wonderful twins who have everything I gave an executive order lowering the Drinking Age (Don't tell Mom),Ho Ho Ho.
For my colleague Strom Thurmond I didn't get anything, but hell Strom I'll bet you can remember when 12/25 was just another day,Ho Ho Ho.
For my good friend Bill C. I got the DVD you wanted, "Lorretta Licks Little Rock" from Trailer Trash productions,Ho Ho Ho. Had to order that from the internet, thanks Al for inventing it. And by the way Al I got you a cushioned toilet seat and some Charmin(Laura told me that was the best thing for a Sore AS*HOLE), Ho Ho Ho.
For all my rich friends I,m getting you a Tax break(only the poor pay taxes), Ho Ho Ho. For all my poor friends, er uh wait a minute, I don't have any. But if I did I'd get them a reversible cordless drill so that when I'm gone in 2009 they can undo the screwing I put on them for 8 years, Ho Ho Ho.
Osama my man I had no idea what to get you so I sent you a Honey Baked Ham. Enjoy, Ho Ho Ho. Saddam I'm sending about a half a million carolers over there after Xmas but Im not sure you'll like the tune they're playing, Ho Ho Ho.
I sure have been doing a lot of shopping this year for all my friends. For my old pal Trent Lott I got a monogrammed Sheet set(450 thread count). I hope you'll like it Trent, I know you'd been dreaming of a White Christmas, Ho Ho Ho HO Ho Ho HO HO Merry Christmas Everyone......