Messing with my roommate

[reitz]

My roommate is currently passed out on the couch, and I'm in the mood to mess with him. I thought about dragging him down to the basement and leaving him in our storage locker, but he's not that drunk (he'll wake up if I try to move him). I really want to mess with his head without waking him up.

Any ideas?

 

[Bling Bling]

shaving cream in his pants

 

[Linh]

shave the eyebrows

 

[Bling Bling]

actually, here's a better idea, if you can do it:

pull his pants off and put vaseline on his ass.

some friends of mine did it to someone, and apparantly the results were hilarious. the guy didn't want to talk about the night before at all.

if you can pull that off, you'd be my hero.

 

[Static911]

pull his pants down and take a picture ( NOT AS A HOMO PhOTO) but as a memto for his drunkasness


Static911

 

[XeonTux]

bling bling: ROTFL

I wouldn't want to be touching my roommate's asshole though! And imagine the explaining you'd have to do if he wakes up during the process!

 

[adams]

LOL

Maybe you should just be nice to him

 

[Soybomb]

If your roommate wakes up to you smearing vasoline on his azz, you'd be my hero

How about some warm water on his pants.....think you could make him think he wet himself? That or like stretch plastic wrap around him to hold him to the sofa

 

[Bling Bling]

xeontux: see that's the thing. the guy whom it was done to was totally wasted. plus you can find other ways of putting the vaseline on his ass.

 

[Bling Bling]

seran (sp?) wrap him!!!!! it'll work well.

 

[reitz]

I duct-taped his feet together as a start. Need some more ideas, though.

 

[adams]

plus you can find other ways of putting the vaseline on his ass

Uh... what strange world have I stumbled into...

 

[Bling Bling]

mayo in his pants. just dump it in there.

 

[Bling Bling]

adams: whoaaaa now.....that's not what i meant. i was trying to say you can put some on a cloth (like a shirt of his) and smear it on his ass.



as for now, the mayo thing should be good.

 

[reitz]

Nah, mayo's been done to death. I'm looking for some original ideas here.

 

[adams]

LOL

This is what happens when so many intelligent, creative minds get together

 

[Prodigy^]

two classic tricks:

put a line of toothpaste on the area between his upper lip and nose, that makes him poop himself

take his hand and put it in a bowl filled with warm water, that'll make him pee his pants

lol.....or do both hehe

 

[Bling Bling]

stuff a condom in his mouth.

 

[XeonTux]

stuff a condom in his mouth

at least he'll think he had SAFE oral sex

 

[Bling Bling]

Exactly.

 

[Prodigy^]

LOL Bling you seriously have the freakiest suggestions for everything around here

 

[Bling Bling]

what can i say i'm a crazy guy who's really making no sense right now.

I shall go to bed now.

Keep us informed of what you do, ok reitz?

 

[Linh]

i like the condom in the mouth, gotta try that on my roommate someday

 

[XeonTux]

Yrs, I gotta goto bed too, but post your results

And I'll be particularly interested in the explaination you use if you get caught smearing vasoline on his asshole

 

[Aquaman]

Do the Vaseline/Ass thing (get a glove & cover it with a zip lock bag). Then if your roomie has an answering machine............. get another of your guy friends to leave a gay message (something like thanks for last night )

Cheers,
Aquaman