Michele Bachmann vs. Stephen Hawking. Just painful. Edit: For me. Cause I'm slow.

[WhipperSnapper]

Wow. Just wow.

She's so stupid, she doesn't realize that she doesn't possess even a fraction of the intelligence that one of Hawking's fingers's possesses. A smart person would realize that publicly challenging Hawking like that would result in inevitable intelligence comparisons, but she's so dumb, she's oblivious to it.

 

[cyclohexane]

She's a total milf though. Crazy but hot

 

[Emos]

Poe's Law is a powerful law indeed.

No kidding! I would have bought Bachman saying that any day of the week!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Hawking isn't really saying black holes don't exist, he's just saying that they may behave much differently than we had previously assumed.

Well he's really taking a shot at a very serious problem known as the "firewall" problem which has been giving people like Hawking nightmares. His is a possible out, but there's doubt it's a fix. Very knotty conundrum.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Wow. Just wow.

She's so stupid, she doesn't even realize that she doesn't possess even a fraction of the intelligence that one of Hawking's fingers's possesses. A smart person would realize that publicly challenging Hawking like that would result in inevitable intelligence comparisons, but she's so dumb, she's oblivious to it.

You might want to think about what you've said.

 

[monovillage]

He goofed, but know what? He realized it and manned up.

It's still delicious and worth a laugh.

 

[Genx87]

Im actually curious what Hawking said about blackholes.

Im lazy, anybody have a link?

 

[Nintendesert]

HAHAH the replies to this are awesome. Self-ownages of the year nominations... GO!

 

[Zaap]

HAHAH the replies to this are awesome. Self-ownages of the year nominations... GO!

They are good for laughs!

 

[sandorski]

The funniest thing about it, is that it is believable. Which is what is sad about it.

 

[zinfamous]

The funniest thing about it, is that it is believable. Which is what is sad about it.

You know what's great? My first reply is no less relevant.

 

[sandorski]

You know what's great? My first reply is no less relevant.

Except for the "executed" part, agreed.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Im actually curious what Hawking said about blackholes.

Im lazy, anybody have a link?

There ya go

 

[Incorruptible]

Wow. Just wow.

She's so stupid, she doesn't realize that she doesn't possess even a fraction of the intelligence that one of Hawking's fingers's possesses. A smart person would realize that publicly challenging Hawking like that would result in inevitable intelligence comparisons, but she's so dumb, she's oblivious to it.

You do realize this was a parody? Another idiot along with the OP who fell for it.

It's still delicious and worth a laugh.

Agree. OP loves to come after me so it's now my turn.

 

[LunarRay]

Bachmann may not have said what the OP linked but I have it on sound authority that she is Right On.... Not far away is my Authority and like her 'brothers' in arms her take on Science is that it is a Lefty attempt to turn America into an Atheistic pit as predicted in the bible... I wondered how the folks of that time understood the English language though. I suppose the Tower of Babble was not yet built...

Black holes..... what... they don't know about the fallacy of climate change right here and they expect to know about stuff hundreds of miles away.... jeeesh...

 

[zinfamous]

Agree. OP loves to come after me so it's now my turn.

Shens. I doubt you have been familiar with a moment of sanity throughout your entire life.

 

[Theb]

Oh goddammit! Saw New Yorker. Didn't read that the Borowitz Report was "News Reshuffled". But I could see her saying it!

My shame is now on full display. I'm sad now

Pity lock or let a few pile on first?

Don't feel too bad. Despite the replies on the first page, I bet a few more will be hooked and post regretful replies.

What was the other option?

Just replace every instance of "black hole" with 'global warming,' and it probably isn't even close to being the Onion's best.

He could've had a tantrum or disappeared, which seem to be the typical responses to being wrong.

 

[disappoint]

In other news Hawking tweeted: "Crazy eyes Bachmann is a bad bad girl and needs to be spanked over my knee!"

 

[WhipperSnapper]

You do realize this was a parody? Another idiot along with the OP who fell for it.

Yeah, I realize that now. It's so believable that I had no idea it was a parody.

 

[Tsavo]

Bachmann has a black hole in between her ears; nothing enters and nothing leaves it.

The event horizon is the perpetual blank look in her eyes.

 

[compuwiz1]

Bachmann has a black hole in between her ears; nothing enters and nothing leaves it.

The event horizon is the perpetual blank look in her eyes.

I would still DO her....and Palin. You guys gotta get politics outta your minds when it comes to these two women!

 

[Genx87]

There ya go

Thanks!

 

[DominionSeraph]

Poe's Law is a powerful law indeed.

Mhmm. He should've caught it, though, since it's a really blunt parody.


"all the students who were forced to learn about black holes in college should now sue Dr. Hawking for a full refund"

^^ A conservatard doesn't focus his thoughts down to that level. They think in social constructs. It would be, "Dr. Hawking's false teachings are immoral he should be made to pay."

“Fortunately for me, I did not take any science classes in college,” she said.

Again, obviously not the construction of a conservatard. It would be, "Fortunately for me, I know better than to believe anything but the Word of Almighty God."