Miss Teen USA - South Carolina answers a question

[Deadtrees]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

I wonder what color your hair is. I bet it's somewhere between blonde and pink. No, wait, I was wrong. How can I predict your hair color when you don't even have a head.
If not, how can you relate that girl being stupid to your mother having bad knees and back due to her job? Your logic must come from the 11th dimension.

Anway, I see that you're 6'4. That's quite tall as that means your feet to shoulder length is 6'4. That's quite impressive compared to me, esspecially so considering that my feet to head length isn't even that tall.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I could of farted a more coherent answer than that.

LMAO, that was funny.

 

[Skacer]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Ms. South Carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Hahaha, yes!

American's who can't find US on a map remind me of a book I once read. It was about a puppy lost in the woods. See, Americans, like the puppy, are also lost in the woods. The woods, aka, "society". But the puppy was no longer a puppy anymore, but a big dog, and Americans are all overweight.... GO USC GAMECOCKS!

 

[Regs]

Crap. Youtube is down.

 

[RightIsWrong]

Originally posted by: NanoStuff
On an unrelated note, I never really visit YouTube outside of occasional direct links. I just happened to check out the top viewed videos for this week and I was shocked. Google Earth demonstration video is #1, well ahead of all the teeny bop music video bullshit. Does this mean there is some hope for human kind?

Either there is hope....or since Google purchased YouTube they are shamelessly promoting their own products and trying to make it seem like there is just a ton of people that really want to know how to use a map app.

Your choice.

 

[arcas]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TruePaige
Guys..here are Miss Maine's goals for the next 5 years.

--
Because no one can predict the future, and there would be no real adventure in life if you could, the things that I dream of accomplishing in the next five years are: Becoming Miss Teen USA; winning a Pulitzer Prize for journalism; climbing to the peak of Mt. Everest; helping to discover a cure for cancer; and on just one rainy day reading both Moby Dick and War in Peace. Knowing that no matter what I choose to do, nothing will hold me back except me, and so I will succeed in whatever I do.
--

...

Since she doesn't know that the title is War AND Peace, not War in Peace (what a paradox that is) I think it's likely that she doesn't know it's 1500 pages long. :Q

But obviously she is delusional.

"War in Peace" must be the shorter, lesser-known version of the book...

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Did they drag her out the back and put her out of her misery? Shotgun FTW.

Abe Simpson makes more sense than she does:

"We can?t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don?t go anywhere?like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you?d say.
"Now where were we? Oh yeah?the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn?t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."

 

[Yongsta]

It was hard to watch... but wow just wow. :laugh:

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Wrong thread?

Wrong planet.

 

[John P]

OK, I thought this was funny at first, but now I'm more embarrassed for her. They showed this video TWICE on the morning ABC news and just made fun of her, that's pretty classless. The girl had a brainfart, plain and simple. Worldwide TV audience, bright lights, lame questions. Time to cut her a bit of slack...

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Deadtrees

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

I wonder what color your hair is. I bet it's somewhere between blonde and pink. No, wait, I was wrong. How can I predict your hair color when you don't even have a head.
If not, how can you relate that girl being stupid to your mother having bad knees and back due to her job? Your logic must come from the 11th dimension.

Anway, I see that you're 6'4. That's quite tall as that means your feet to shoulder length is 6'4. That's quite impressive compared to me, esspecially so considering that my feet to head length isn't even that tall.

You guys all fail @ teh internetz.

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Deadtrees

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

I wonder what color your hair is. I bet it's somewhere between blonde and pink. No, wait, I was wrong. How can I predict your hair color when you don't even have a head.
If not, how can you relate that girl being stupid to your mother having bad knees and back due to her job? Your logic must come from the 11th dimension.

Anway, I see that you're 6'4. That's quite tall as that means your feet to shoulder length is 6'4. That's quite impressive compared to me, esspecially so considering that my feet to head length isn't even that tall.

You guys all fail @ teh internetz.

lol, never saw that before. That must be part of the boss level at the end?

 

[edmicman]

The only thing that made this question better was that, after asking a thought provoking question (and having SC bomb it), the next judge asked "out of Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and Lindsay Lohan, who do you like best, and why?"

W.T.F.?? Way to toss 'em a softball!

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
ROFL....that was painful to watch. lololol

Absolutely. I liked the "US Americans" too. She's as dumb as a brick.

As opposed to Mexican Americans or Brazillian Americans? The entire western hemisphere is full of "Americans" from different countries. North America... Central America... South America... etc!

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I could of farted a more coherent answer than that.

LOL!!

 

[Phokus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGc278Vjo0o

:laugh: i predict there will be an avalanche of great response/parody videos like this one in the near future

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: TruePaige
Guys..here are Miss Maine's goals for the next 5 years.

--
Because no one can predict the future, and there would be no real adventure in life if you could, the things that I dream of accomplishing in the next five years are: Becoming Miss Teen USA; winning a Pulitzer Prize for journalism; climbing to the peak of Mt. Everest; helping to discover a cure for cancer; and on just one rainy day reading both Moby Dick and War in Peace. Knowing that no matter what I choose to do, nothing will hold me back except me, and so I will succeed in whatever I do.
--

...

Bwhahahah, yea ok. Bwhahahahah what a joke.

 

[Uppsala9496]

I'm now using her response anytime I get a question at work.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wow, what a tard...

She said absolutely nothing pertaining to the question asked of her. Hell, she said nothing coherent at all.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Wow, what a tard...

She said absolutely nothing pertaining to the question asked of her. Hell, she said nothing coherent at all.

Sounds like someone we know?

I'm surprise she didn't blurted out TERRER, 9/11, 9/11, TERRER, ORANGE LVL!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SSSnail

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Wow, what a tard...

She said absolutely nothing pertaining to the question asked of her. Hell, she said nothing coherent at all.

Sounds like someone we know?

I'm surprise she didn't blurted out TERRER, 9/11, 9/11, TERRER, ORANGE LVL!

You forgot NOOKULAR. :laugh:

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
For fun, I just asked my puppy that question. She barked, then went after my toes, trying to play. She's 7 weeks old.

Quite honestly, I think my puppy gave a more coherent answer.

Ahh I used my spy cam that I secretly placed in your house to take a picture of your puppy after he saw the video of her response!

http://www.aikouka.com/1159313013022.jpg

 

[Auric]

Originally posted by: Xavier434

Originally posted by: Jhill
I could of farted a more coherent answer than that.

LOL!!

Yet you erroneously used "of" instead of "have".

LOL x 2

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: DLeRium
Wow you embarass all the teenagers out there... and to think I did HS debate.... I wonder how debate is like in the rest of the nation where there are far more blondes than asians =P

Don't put this on blondes. She was homeschooled (failure) ...

Wrong answer. NEA trained at Lexington High School. link

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Deadtrees

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

I wonder what color your hair is. I bet it's somewhere between blonde and pink. No, wait, I was wrong. How can I predict your hair color when you don't even have a head.
If not, how can you relate that girl being stupid to your mother having bad knees and back due to her job? Your logic must come from the 11th dimension.

Anway, I see that you're 6'4. That's quite tall as that means your feet to shoulder length is 6'4. That's quite impressive compared to me, esspecially so considering that my feet to head length isn't even that tall.

You guys all fail @ teh internetz.

lol, never saw that before. That must be part of the boss level at the end?

brilliant link followed by a brilliant response. i almost broke down at the office