Miss USA dressed as a transformer in the Miss Universe?!?!?

[madoka]

As an American, I'm embarrassed:

Here are the other costumes in the event. NSFW as Miss Brazil's costume features a completely naked breast (don't get your hopes up):

http://tomandlorenzo.com/2013/11/miss-universe-2013-national-costumes-part-1.html

 

[dighn]

dumb and not appealing at all

also for some reason i kept thinking electrical transformer...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The blue Teletubbie representing the Netherlands isn't much better. Most of those pictures are hilarious.

 

[Destiny]

They look like they were designed by pre school kids with a box of crayons... D:

 

[Broheim]

the others are all "10/10 would bang in highly elaborate manner".

'murica is all "instructions unclear, got penis stuck in the wrong exhaust pipe"

 

[CPA]

WTF, lol, Michael Bay strikes again.

edit: Noticed that these outfits were part of Miss Universe National Costume Parade, so I guess she should be given some leeway. At first I thought this was some kind of evening gown or serious presentation. I guess the ladies try to have some fun in this parade.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

i thought the critiques of each contestant were spot on. and, i'm hypnotized by miss gb's thighs.

 

[velillen]

Hungary and Turkey were the only two i thought were decent. The rest just seemed way over the top and silly. Kinda like going to a halloween party and theres always that person who goes all out when everyone else just wears a like funny tshirt.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

HOLY MOLY... So freaking hot...

 

[Jodell88]

T&T! T&T! T&T! :awe:

 

[KaOTiK]

Would smash Miss Great Britain.

 

[destrekor]

Slovenia and Botswana were like, fuck this bullshit. :awe:

And then, then there's Canada. Ever so resourceful and unique:

The things I would do, however.


Also, Sweden can kick my ass any time, and I'll crawl back for more :awe:

 

[madoka]

Just what is Miss Belgium saying about her home country with this one:

 

[OlafSicky]

Oh Canada !!!!

 

[Scotteq]

England...

Thighs... For Queen and Country :wub:

 

[Exterous]

Also, Sweden can kick my ass any time, and I'll crawl back for more :awe:

Or if you are pressed for time you could have a go at Honduras and be unable to crawl

 

[andylawcc]

Miss Canada looks like a Tera Patrick

 

[swanysto]

I think Paraguay was my favorite, but if you are talking about costumes, then Puerto Rico. Something about that costume is sexy.

 

[PokerGuy]

Sweden and UK were OK, the rest were bizarre trash. What the heck is up with that miss usa outfit?

 

[lozina]

SO her right foot doubles as a Brita water filter?

 

[lozina]

Oh Canada !!!!

404 Camel Toe Not Found

 

[mmntech]

Going for a really bad pun here, but Miss Canada can mount me anytime she wants.

 

[lozina]

Going for a really bad pun here, but Miss Canada can mount me anytime she wants.

Oh, so you like girls to give you strap-on action eh? Didn't know that about you...

 

[Poulsonator]

404 Camel Toe Not Found

Of course not, she's Canadian...gotta look for a Moose Knuckle.

 

[mmntech]

Oh, so you like girls to give you strap-on action eh? Didn't know that about you...

Don't knock it till you try it. :thumbsup: