Mission : Rat Bastard

[El Guaraguao]

There is a good sized rat living in my mothers outside storage room. So she calls me up and ask me if I can take care of it. Since Im off today and got nothing to do, I figured id have some fun with this cat...i mean rat.

I was quick to put on my camo suit, face paint and a bandanna for this occasion. I go over to my mother house and open the storage room and sure enough this big mutha fuck is hanging out staring me dead in the eye for a couple of seconds then scurrying off into some old in the wall it chewed out. That couple of seconds of the stare down, almost seemed as a challenge....or mission.

Im not going to poison it. I dont have a cage trap. Im not going to put bait in a 5 gallon bucket and build a ramp into it. Think about it. Thats what this rat bastard wants. Im positive this rat can jump clear out of a 5 gallon bucket. So what this rat will do is stay in the bucket and when I come near the bucket to see if I can him, the mother fucker will jump out at my face and fuck me up.

So im gonna glue trap this bitch and take pics. problem is the glue traps are meant for a mouse..lol

Let the games begin.

-stay tuned-

 

[nublikescake]

Whatever you do.....don't burn your house down!

 

[DarkWarrior2]

A glue trap may not work. I put down a rat-sized glue trap to catch some annoying mice in my old place, then went to visit friends for a few days.

When I came back, the trap was covered in hair, and there were rat droppings everywhere. D:

I had a hard time sleeping for the next few days, thinking the rat would attack me in my sleep. LOL

I never heard from the rat again, though.

 

[squirrel dog]

Rat Shot ftw.

 

[F1N3ST]

When you get it, put something next to it in the pic for size comparison.

Give 'em hell.

 

[RESmonkey]

Modified glue trap that you should test first. That, or an electrical short. Dangerous, but possible.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Did it jump out of the air conditioner?

 

[DrPizza]

The glue traps were a waste of money for me. All I caught was hair.

 

[squirrel dog]

EL , rat shot is a .22 short with very small lead pellets as the projectile. Very effective
if you have a .22 rifle or handgun.Cheap too .

 

[surfsatwerk]

What you need are snakes. Big ones with the poison and the fangs.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Just get a racoon trap or something, then bring it far far away. A snap trap will probably make the rat laugh at you, poison will make it die and rot somewhere you can't find, glue traps are just plain inhumane and they might not even work for a huge rat.

Snakes would work well too but then you have to try to catch them LOL.

 

[surfsatwerk]

Just get a racoon trap or something, then bring it far far away. A snap trap will probably make the rat laugh at you, poison will make it die and rot somewhere you can't find, glue traps are just plain inhumane and they might not even work for a huge rat.

Snakes would work well too but then you have to try to catch them LOL.

No silly, mongoose!

 

[El Guaraguao]

What you need are snakes. Big ones with the poison and the fangs.

Heres a big one I found next to her garden.

 

[F1N3ST]

Heres a big one I found next to her garden.

I was fapping while browsing ATOT, just reading.... I saw this picture and was like :hmm: and went flaccid.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I was fapping while browsing ATOT, just reading.... I saw this picture and was like :hmm: and went flaccid.

A flaccid penis is the natural prey of the Reticulated West Nile Trouser Snake.

 

[F1N3ST]

A flaccid penis is the natural prey of the Reticulated West Nile Trouser Snake.

Oh NOES!

 

[Red Squirrel]

Holy crap! Where do you live that would have huge snakes like that right in town? lol. I've only seen stuff like that on discovery channel and such.

Yeah think you can just drop that in her basement and call it a day.

 

[HenryC]

Maybe you should gluetrap your face and post pics?

 

[HenryC]

A snap trap will probably make the rat laugh at you

These are designed for rats, no worries.

 

[El Guaraguao]

When I came back, the trap was covered in hair, and there were rat droppings everywhere. D:

The glue traps were a waste of money for me. All I caught was hair.

You guys said it. I went to check the glue trap, only to find it on the floor with hair all over the glue. I chuckled because I pictured a hulking rat, pulling its hair off to release itself from the glue trap, while yelling like Arnold..yea I got a weird imagination

Before I start throwing cash out my wallet at the rat so it can go away, id like to try some more home made traps. Up next, 5 gallon bucket with 4-5 inches of water.

 

[HenryC]

Good.

Glue traps are shit anyway.

*Slaps you for considering them.*

 

[Newbian]

Be a man and battle it out hand to paw.

 

[guyver01]

Get one of these:

Hook it up to some electrical leads...

come back in 2 days for Rat-B-Que

 

[BD231]

Ever shot a rat with a 22'? Iz fun.

 

[Arcadio]

What is an "El Guaraguao" anyways?