- May 7, 2008
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There is a good sized rat living in my mothers outside storage room. So she calls me up and ask me if I can take care of it. Since Im off today and got nothing to do, I figured id have some fun with this cat...i mean rat.
I was quick to put on my camo suit, face paint and a bandanna for this occasion. I go over to my mother house and open the storage room and sure enough this big mutha fuck is hanging out staring me dead in the eye for a couple of seconds then scurrying off into some old in the wall it chewed out. That couple of seconds of the stare down, almost seemed as a challenge....or mission.
Im not going to poison it. I dont have a cage trap. Im not going to put bait in a 5 gallon bucket and build a ramp into it. Think about it. Thats what this rat bastard wants. Im positive this rat can jump clear out of a 5 gallon bucket. So what this rat will do is stay in the bucket and when I come near the bucket to see if I can him, the mother fucker will jump out at my face and fuck me up.
So im gonna glue trap this bitch and take pics. problem is the glue traps are meant for a mouse..lol
Let the games begin.
-stay tuned-
I was quick to put on my camo suit, face paint and a bandanna for this occasion. I go over to my mother house and open the storage room and sure enough this big mutha fuck is hanging out staring me dead in the eye for a couple of seconds then scurrying off into some old in the wall it chewed out. That couple of seconds of the stare down, almost seemed as a challenge....or mission.
Im not going to poison it. I dont have a cage trap. Im not going to put bait in a 5 gallon bucket and build a ramp into it. Think about it. Thats what this rat bastard wants. Im positive this rat can jump clear out of a 5 gallon bucket. So what this rat will do is stay in the bucket and when I come near the bucket to see if I can him, the mother fucker will jump out at my face and fuck me up.
So im gonna glue trap this bitch and take pics. problem is the glue traps are meant for a mouse..lol
Let the games begin.
-stay tuned-