(background beat Gangsta's Paradise)
As I nef through the shadow of the valley of Off Topic,
I take a look at my PM's and realize I'm boned!
I been neffin', thread crappin' so much,
that even the mods think that my mind is gone!
But they ain't never banned a fool that didn't deserve it,
let em post stupid junk, man you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin',
or you and these phonies might get the ban stick.
The Mod really hates flame bait, so he's gotta lock,
in the forum issues you know the OP will whine alot.
But the Mod's the kinda playa all the newbies wanna be like,
at their keyboards in the night,
bumpin' threads in the moon light.
Refrain...
Been spendin' most our lives livin' in Anandtech paradise...
It's about time JLGatbsy realized, he's poser in Anandtech paradise!
So now my situation, they got me facin,
no postin' for a week, man I think I'm gonna freak!
Looks like I'll be a lurkin' instead of workin',
The Mod smack down really put on the hurtin'.
So into OT I click hoping to catch a good fight,
with my mouse in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
Holy crap what is this, a parody thread!
Angry Mod's gonna slap that tard till he's friggin dead.
Sticky posts going up, Mods don't like what they see,
good thing I'm already banned they won't be looking at me.
Better watch your asses, is what their saying,
Stop the hatin' and this total crap that you're spraying.
Tell me why are we, so blind to see,
we are all just geeks in reality?
Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in Anandtech paradise...
As I nef through the shadow of the valley of Off Topic,
I take a look at my PM's and realize I'm boned!
I been neffin', thread crappin' so much,
that even the mods think that my mind is gone!
But they ain't never banned a fool that didn't deserve it,
let em post stupid junk, man you know that's unheard of.
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin',
or you and these phonies might get the ban stick.
The Mod really hates flame bait, so he's gotta lock,
in the forum issues you know the OP will whine alot.
But the Mod's the kinda playa all the newbies wanna be like,
at their keyboards in the night,
bumpin' threads in the moon light.
Refrain...
Been spendin' most our lives livin' in Anandtech paradise...
It's about time JLGatbsy realized, he's poser in Anandtech paradise!
So now my situation, they got me facin,
no postin' for a week, man I think I'm gonna freak!
Looks like I'll be a lurkin' instead of workin',
The Mod smack down really put on the hurtin'.
So into OT I click hoping to catch a good fight,
with my mouse in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
Holy crap what is this, a parody thread!
Angry Mod's gonna slap that tard till he's friggin dead.
Sticky posts going up, Mods don't like what they see,
good thing I'm already banned they won't be looking at me.
Better watch your asses, is what their saying,
Stop the hatin' and this total crap that you're spraying.
Tell me why are we, so blind to see,
we are all just geeks in reality?
Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in Anandtech paradise...