I don't even like to think about how many of the posting rules you just broke.
Please read the Forum Home page for information on the types of posts allowed here.
Please read the "How Do I?" thread for information about posting here.
Please read the Navigation drop-down menu to find the entire forum dedicated to off-topic posts.
Please use the preview feature before posting your message. That would show your post as it will look when posted and would have eliminated all of the "garbage".