Personally, I can't wait until this kid gets pulled over as a passenger and doesn't have her ID.
Officer - could you spell your name
Girl - "ABCDE"
"Officer - Look, I am trying to cut you and your friends a break but if you don't even want to spell your name right then everyone is going to have a bad night. Now, try that again without the sass.
Girl - I swear that is how it is spelled officer, ask my friends!.
Officer - goes and talks to friends, comes back, Alright, are you absolutely 100% sure this is how you want me to run your name because God help you if it comes back bogus and I gotta hear all of my buddies busting my balls about it later. Tell me now and I might even overlook my time you have waisted but I am telling you if this is some sort of BS name, if you are religious you better start praying. Intervention from God himself would probably be the only way out of the unholy wrath I will bring down upon you and your friends!.
Girl - I swear it's right.
Officer - Wait here while I run it..... After a minute or two, the squad car erupts in laughter. Other people that were on shift that night and overheard the call are radioing the officer saying they want a copy of the incident report. A minute later his buddies at home hear about it and they are all calling him on his cell. This goes on for about 30 minutes and the cop had completely forgotten about the actual car stop. He composes himself as best he can to talk to the girls.
Officer - Miss Abcde, you don't have any siblings do you?
Girl - No, why?
Officer - I just wanted to know how much of the alphabet that she got through.
Girl - I am pretty sure that my mom did a lot of drugs back then. On the plus side, I was one of the first kids to learn how to spell my name - both laugh. But seriously officer I have dealt with this my entire life. They must have been some really good drugs. I am really dreading going to get my license the first time, thank God for registered BC and SSCards.
Officer - Ok, go sit in the car with your friends.
Officer - Walks around to the driver side, desperately trying not to laugh - Hands driver back all her info shows her the tickets that he was already written for her, rips up the tickets in front of her says You girls be safe tonight, you are all free to go.
Girls - Oh my god, can any of you believe that just happened. I thought we all going to jail and then ripped up the tickets he already wrote, have you ever heard of anything like that?? Girls chiming in - I haven't of anything like happening to Vanessa whose brother is a cop. Let's get the hell out of here before he changes his mind. - all girls start laughing and they GTFO there and Abcde, as well as her friends, left unscathed and had a new story.