Moments of Absurdity...

Optimus

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Aug 23, 2000
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Ever had one? When the world just suddenly went insane?

I had one yesterday. I was driving home on the freeway when I hear the "BOOM BOOM" of distorted base and cars start to honk. flying past me (and everyone) go 2 cars being raced by teenagers... both drivers sitting waaaay low reclined almost out of sight, stereos cranked and weaving in and out of freeway traffic in thier race. Even using shoulders, cutting people off, etc. Whats so absurd? The cars were:

A stock, purple Seabring
and
A stock Chevy Malibu.

Mommy's cars, obviously... I'm laughing out loud at the nimrods when I hear the following on the news:

(story about someone who had been shot and there was some hospital mixup and inquiry)"...the coroner said he would have died anyway from his massive brain damage to his major organs and brain."

I nearly bust a gut laughing... the world seemed mighty out of whack at that moment

Anyone else had a recent moment of absurdity?
 

Total Refected Power

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Oct 13, 1999
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Trying to be a good citizen and return old license plates to the DMV and being told to wait in line #1 which is 200 people deep. Doh!!!! Later bud.

Trying to convince my in-laws that you don't catch a cold by being "cold".

Trying to convince my in-laws that antibiotics don't work against viruses.

Trying to convince my in-laws that New Mexico is not a separate country.

Trying to convince my in-laws that second-hand smoke is something to avoid.
 

ArkAoss

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Aug 31, 2000
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hmm pretty much every day, except when i stand on my head, since i never do that, I'm always absurd. but i know of things that are absurd as all get out.
 

Falcon011

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Going to our new building that we will be moving into next month, and checking out my department (I.S.). I noticed that the help desk room/area only has one power outlet..

Also outside in the hallways of our whole floor there isn't one outlet. No where the heck does the vacuum plug in? I guess they don't want us to keep the area clean?

Anything to save a buck, I swear I hate this place more and more everyday.
 

layne151

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Aug 16, 2000
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i have always wondered? when leaving a unisex bathroom, do you leave the seat up (if your a guy) or put it down?

or do what most guys do just pee all over the seat and leave!
 
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