More hilarity from religious fundamentalists

[RocksteadyDotNet]

This video is 2 years old. On a forum where bashing religion is the it-thing, I'm gonna guess this is like the 10,000,000th repost.

Religion bashing is the it-thing on any forum that has a large population of intelligent people. Most tech forums would be the same.

 

[Dominato3r]

http://www.christianforums.com/t66384/

 

[Jeeebus]

Religion bashing is the it-thing on any forum that has a large population of intelligent people. Most tech forums would be the same.

not really the point I was trying to make. Couldn't care less about the bashing, but I've seen this video numerous times. Too lazy to search for it though.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

not really the point I was trying to make. Couldn't care less about the bashing, but I've seen this video numerous times. Too lazy to search for it though.

Meh, reposts, what are ya gonna do?

 

[Dominato3r]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_Vjw94iss&feature=related

shut up athiests

 

[Moonbeam]

There are two Gods that fools believe in. One is the God fundamentalist Christians believe in, a god too preposterous to be real. The other God is the same one, the one Atheists call the God who does not exist. In short, fundamentalists believe in a god that does not exist and Atheists don't believe in a God that does not exist. Almost nobody, therefore, knows anything about the God that does exist, always has, and always will. That God isn't found by doubt or belief, but by knowing. All you have to do to know is to love. The eye with which you see God is the same eye with which He sees you. And you will know nothing of God unless you also know, in your deepest soul that you have been forgiven.

Jesus wasn't a man or a religion. Jesus is love and forgiveness, right here right now.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

There are two Gods that fools believe in. One is the God fundamentalist Christians believe in, a god too preposterous to be real. The other God is the same one, the one Atheists call the God who does not exist. In short, fundamentalists believe in a god that does not exist and Atheists don't believe in a God that does not exist. Almost nobody, therefore, knows anything about the God that does exist, always has, and always will. That God isn't found by doubt or belief, but by knowing. All you have to do to know is to love. The eye with which you see God is the same eye with which He sees you. And you will know nothing of God unless you also know, in your deepest soul that you have been forgiven.

Jesus wasn't a man or a religion. Jesus is love and forgiveness, right here right now.

Wow! The fundies are looking pretty damn smart compared to that.

 

[datalink7]

not really the point I was trying to make. Couldn't care less about the bashing, but I've seen this video numerous times. Too lazy to search for it though.

I've never seen it. Then again I don't see everything :shrugs;

 

[The Boston Dangler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_Vjw94iss&feature=related

shut up athiests

haha the top comment read my mind:

i'd go to church everyday if i could bang this chick.

 

[CurseTheSky]

Meh, it's pretty easy to pick a few idiots out of ANY specific group of people (whether it be race, religion, sex, hair color, taste in cars, food preference, etc.) and let them ramble for a while, leaving the video to make the entire group look like numb skulls.

I personally hate religion - though I have no problem with people who embrace it - and the only thing this video made me do is shake my head in shame for the poor people that voiced their misbegotten opinions for the rest of the world to hear. Anyone that lets a video like this sway their opinion on an entire group - for the better or for the worse - has a lot left to learn in life. There are good and bad players on every side of the ball field.

 

[Corporate Thug]

*yawn*

ATOT doesn't like religion...alert the presses.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Wow! The fundies are looking pretty damn smart compared to that.

I don't know...Moonbeam's views of God make a hell of a lot more sense than the anti-gay/anti-muslim/anti-jew/religious right/baptists/anti-abortion assholes preaching intolerance in the name of God in this country.

 

[Lanyap]

I would like to see someone do that with ATPN. That would be even more hilarious.

 

[Lanyap]

Wow! The fundies are looking pretty damn smart compared to that.

Moonbeam lives on a higher plane of consciousness than you do.

 

[IronWing]

There are two Gods that fools believe in. One is the God fundamentalist Christians believe in, a god too preposterous to be real. The other God is the same one, the one Atheists call the God who does not exist. In short, fundamentalists believe in a god that does not exist and Atheists don't believe in a God that does not exist. Almost nobody, therefore, knows anything about the God that does exist, always has, and always will. That God isn't found by doubt or belief, but by knowing. All you have to do to know is to love. The eye with which you see God is the same eye with which He sees you. And you will know nothing of God unless you also know, in your deepest soul that you have been forgiven.

Jesus wasn't a man or a religion. Jesus is love and forgiveness, right here right now.

That's okay for that one god but people create and then destroy gods like dogs shedding hair.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

There are two Gods that fools believe in. One is the God fundamentalist Christians believe in, a god too preposterous to be real. The other God is the same one, the one Atheists call the God who does not exist. In short, fundamentalists believe in a god that does not exist and Atheists don't believe in a God that does not exist. Almost nobody, therefore, knows anything about the God that does exist, always has, and always will. That God isn't found by doubt or belief, but by knowing. All you have to do to know is to love. The eye with which you see God is the same eye with which He sees you. And you will know nothing of God unless you also know, in your deepest soul that you have been forgiven.

Jesus wasn't a man or a religion. Jesus is love and forgiveness, right here right now.

Why in the hell do most Christians continue to babble about how most other Christians are wrong, yet bitch at us for saying the same fucking thing!?!?!?

 

[bfdd]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! This is hillarious!

God is so awesome

 

[datalink7]

I don't know...Moonbeam's views of God make a hell of a lot more sense than the anti-gay/anti-muslim/anti-jew/religious right/baptists/anti-abortion assholes preaching intolerance in the name of God in this country.

Not really. They just have a nicer veneer.

 

[Moonbeam]

Why in the hell do most Christians continue to babble about how most other Christians are wrong, yet bitch at us for saying the same fucking thing!?!?!?

In the first place I don't make the assumption they do, but why not ask a Christian. You mistakenly assume I'm one, apparently. I don't have what it takes to be a real Christian. They are much much better folk than me.

 

[IronWing]

They are much much better folk than me.

Nah, they've just had 2000 years to work on their PR.

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

 

[Dominato3r]

ATOT needs this thread.
http://www.christianforums.com/t5472594/

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

ATOT needs this thread.
http://www.christianforums.com/t5472594/

That thread is a fountain of lulz. :awe:

 

[bfdd]

I'm with Cerpin, that shit is hilarious.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

ATOT needs this thread.
http://www.christianforums.com/t5472594/

"And remember, the Father is perfect and loving and wants what's best for you, so if your earthly father was bad or abusive, remember that is only an example of how God is NOT."

But he'll send you to hell if you don't do what he wants. Yeah, real nice.

And what kind of sick fuck would give people these crazy strong urges and then tell them they cant mstrbte.