Most Awkward/Embarrassing Moment

[SaltBoy]

<< As I came out from the shower, I saw my mom hosing off my soiled pants in the yard. Embarrassed, I then went out to finish the paper route. My mom and I have never spoken of this event ever since.... >>



Thanks for making my day... uh... I think! :disgust::Q

 

[ecrespol]

<< I once crapped in my pants and my mom found out.

What happened was this: I had a newspaper route in the summer when I was young. As I was going out to deliver the newspapers I felt a twinge in my stomach but decided to go ahead.

Halfway on my route, the pain got really bad so I decided to go home, take a crap, and finish delivering the paper afterwards.

As I was walking home, the pain got really really bad. So bad that I decided to poop out a little to release some of the pressure. Unfortunately, as soon as I release some of it, the rest of the crap came streaming out in a smelly explosion! It was gross walking home with a pants full of warm crap. I felt so ashamed of myself.

But I had a plan! If I got home early enough, hopefully my mom would still be asleep and I can sneak into my room to change my pants and clean up before heading out and finishing my route.

Unfortunately, as I was nearing my house, I saw my mom outside watering some plants. She asked me why I was home so early. After awhile, I blurted out the truth and my mom didn't even blink. She told me to go to my room, change and give me the pants so she could wash it.

Embarrassed, I headed back to my room, took off my pants and was shocked at how messy it was! It looked like somebody poured beef stew into my underwear! I went to the bathroom, cleaned up and took a shower. All the crap was smeared all over my ass and legs from the long walk home.

As I came out from the shower, I saw my mom hosing off my soiled pants in the yard. Embarrassed, I then went out to finish the paper route. My mom and I have never spoken of this event ever since.... >>


That Sure Paints a pretty picture...

 

[BlkDragon6]

kassy - remember, your son will someday be the one deciding if you go in the old folks home and whatnot

 

[LordMaul]

Well, I don't remember it, but my mother always tells me about the time I was fairly small and woke her up in a strange way - she heard this sound like water running on the floor...turns out I was sleepwalking, and walked up to the wall in my bedroom and pissed on the wall...quite a bit. Not just a little &quot;pssp&quot;, but a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHH...

 

[kassy]

<< kassy - remember, your son will someday be the one deciding if you go in the old folks home and whatnot >>



Good Point but I would put myself down before getting to that stage.
Aside from that minor fact he was blessed with a sense of humour. (fortunately )

 

[Alienwho]

<< Well, I don't remember it, but my mother always tells me about the time I was fairly small and woke her up in a strange way - she heard this sound like water running on the floor...turns out I was sleepwalking, and walked up to the wall in my bedroom and pissed on the wall...quite a bit. Not just a little &quot;pssp&quot;, but a WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHH... >>


My brother did that once, he sleepwalked but he went and took a pee in the kitchen garbage.

 

[AaronP]

ok this is a good one, when I was younger, say about 10-11 years old, I was a hardcore Nintendo player, and I was really into this game, but like a 12 pack of mountain dew in my gut told me that I really had to take a leak.

I was downstairs, and the bathroom was upstairs, and I was like oHhh man, I cant go that far, so I was like hmm, so I ran to a corner of the basement where noone ever goes and let er rip.

no prob, I kept playin my game no problems at all.

So, about 3 days later, we have a bunch of relatives over for some family thing, and my cousins and I are all playing hide and seek in the mouse, I had forgotten about my peeing adventure a few days earlier, however 2 of my cousins, both girls thought that the out of the way corner where I had peed was a good place to hide.

Well, they sat down right in it and got piss all over themselves.

 

[AaronP]

kassy wrote:
&quot;Good Point but I would put myself down before getting to that stage.&quot;


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easy to say that now, wait till you get a little closer to that stage.

 

[Alienwho]

Aaron, that was the most lazy thing i've ever heard of! haha

 

[AaronP]

another pee related one, I was at a Packer game a few years ago, and my bladder was full, but I had a slight problem, and couldn't get anyting to come out, so theres this line of like 50 people behind me and I'm just standing there trynig to get the flood gates open. Eventually I got the aqueduct working, but it took like 3 minutes. 3 minutes is an awfully long time.