Most Awkward/Embarrassing Moment

[ecrespol]

I was just wondering what everybody's most embarrassing moment was...

Here's Mine:
Just picture being 16 and sitting down to dinner with your girlfriend and her parents and in the middle of it all she inexplicably blurts out ericandihavestartedsleepingtogether !!! and then continuing to sit there while no one else says anything...

 

[CowSandwich]

What happened afterwards? :Q

 

[ZeroBurn]

can you pass the penis? PEAS, I MEAN PEAS.

 

[Viper GTS]

I threw up on the front of a loaded school bus. Whole damned busload of people had to walk past me.

Viper GTS

 

[Pretender]

yeah, that happened to me too, but we were only 14, so her parents were kinda freaked out.

 

[ecrespol]

Absolutely nothing happened no one said a word (at least for the couple hours I was there). Her parents had a talk with her later, somthing about how could she do that to their sweet innocent Eric (Her family always did like me better).

 

[pulse8]

Her family likes you better than their own daughter? That's pretty twisted.

 

[TonTo]

wow,
WAY to many stories..
not really, i don't get embarrassed, i wake up in the morning fully intending to make an ass outa myself.

 

[GoldenGuppy]

The most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me would have to be when I was walking down the street and was so damn concentrated on the cheerleader practice that I wasn't watching where the hell I was going.

So there I was enjoying/savoring this moment when... BANG! Ouch, my forehead struck a bus stop sign post... arrrgh, it hurt so badly

Good thing I played it off pretty well... I mean, hey, they were cheerleaders, who wouldn't be staring?

><GG>

 

[kassy]

Too many when I was younger but most recently it would have to be arriving in LA from NZ, as I exited the plane there was a pool of water on the floor of the walkway thing. I slipped and fell flat on my back, legs around my ears and my cabin bags landing on top of me. It wouldn't have been so bad if the flight hadn't been booked solid.
Too many people witnessed my attempt at gymnastics.

 

[HowardStern]

I'm relatively new here where I work. I'm in the bathroom at the urinal and in the urinal next to me is the big big boss. Then comes loud uncontrollable farting.

 

[Viper GTS]

legs around my ears

That's normally considered a good thing, isn't it?

:Q

Viper GTS

 

[kassy]

<< That's normally considered a good thing, isn't it? >>


LMAO - no, not when you are surrounded by a bunch of strangers.

 

[ecrespol]

<legs around my ears>

<That's normally considered a good thing, isn't it?>


That depends on what your doing

 

[iamwiz82]

<< legs around my ears

That's normally considered a good thing, isn't it?

:Q

Viper GTS >>




especially with kassy

 

[kassy]

<< especially with kassy >>


LMAO - I think I should be offended.

 

[ecrespol]

Probably...

 

[kassy]

Your point ecrespol ?

 

[ecrespol]

The only point I ever have is the one on top of my head... everything else is just my rambling mind

 

[kassy]

I have my sons 21 st birthday party 'embarassing moment' all figured out.
Over the years I have kept many photos of him in various states of undress. When he reaches his teenage years the threat of a 'photo board' displayed at his 21st party should keep him in line.
The joys of Motherhood

 

[MrCodeDude]

I dunno..
-- mrcodedude

 

[StormRider]

I once crapped in my pants and my mom found out.

What happened was this: I had a newspaper route in the summer when I was young. As I was going out to deliver the newspapers I felt a twinge in my stomach but decided to go ahead.

Halfway on my route, the pain got really bad so I decided to go home, take a crap, and finish delivering the paper afterwards.

As I was walking home, the pain got really really bad. So bad that I decided to poop out a little to release some of the pressure. Unfortunately, as soon as I release some of it, the rest of the crap came streaming out in a smelly explosion! It was gross walking home with a pants full of warm crap. I felt so ashamed of myself.

But I had a plan! If I got home early enough, hopefully my mom would still be asleep and I can sneak into my room to change my pants and clean up before heading out and finishing my route.

Unfortunately, as I was nearing my house, I saw my mom outside watering some plants. She asked me why I was home so early. After awhile, I blurted out the truth and my mom didn't even blink. She told me to go to my room, change and give me the pants so she could wash it.

Embarrassed, I headed back to my room, took off my pants and was shocked at how messy it was! It looked like somebody poured beef stew into my underwear! I went to the bathroom, cleaned up and took a shower. All the crap was smeared all over my ass and legs from the long walk home.

As I came out from the shower, I saw my mom hosing off my soiled pants in the yard. Embarrassed, I then went out to finish the paper route. My mom and I have never spoken of this event ever since....

 

[HelloBrother]

This wasn't my embassering moment...but I had a 'girl' best friend in college.

She had come to my home to study together. We were 19 then. At one point she was standing and was trying to do something with her skirt and it slipped of her hand and she was standing in her panties in front...fumbled to get it up but I got a good view. She was very embarrased.

No, we didn't have sex that day. Told ya, we were friends...

But, mark my words, I said 'we didn't have sex that day '

 

[LintBalll]

<< I once crapped in my pants and my mom found out.. >>



That is a lovely story.

 

[NoreagaCNN]

<< I once crapped in my pants and my mom found out.

What happened was this: I had a newspaper route in the summer when I was young. As I was going out to deliver the newspapers I felt a twinge in my stomach but decided to go ahead.

Halfway on my route, the pain got really bad so I decided to go home, take a crap, and finish delivering the paper afterwards.

As I was walking home, the pain got really really bad. So bad that I decided to poop out a little to release some of the pressure. Unfortunately, as soon as I release some of it, the rest of the crap came streaming out in a smelly explosion! It was gross walking home with a pants full of warm crap. I felt so ashamed of myself.

But I had a plan! If I got home early enough, hopefully my mom would still be asleep and I can sneak into my room to change my pants and clean up before heading out and finishing my route.

Unfortunately, as I was nearing my house, I saw my mom outside watering some plants. She asked me why I was home so early. After awhile, I blurted out the truth and my mom didn't even blink. She told me to go to my room, change and give me the pants so she could wash it.

Embarrassed, I headed back to my room, took off my pants and was shocked at how messy it was! It looked like somebody poured beef stew into my underwear! I went to the bathroom, cleaned up and took a shower. All the crap was smeared all over my ass and legs from the long walk home.

As I came out from the shower, I saw my mom hosing off my soiled pants in the yard. Embarrassed, I then went out to finish the paper route. My mom and I have never spoken of this event ever since.... >>



ROFL, that's f*cked up and funny at the same time.

-Nore