Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
"Only two things come from texas. Steers and queers and you sure as hell don't have horns"
-full metal jacket
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
"Only two things come from texas. Steers and queers and you sure as hell don't have horns"
-full metal jacket
YOU MESSED IT UP YOU IDIOT!
<--- FMJ fan
What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?
Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
Wasn't that "fresh off a cop's ass" line from House Party 2? I think it was Bernie Mac, don't remember the movie.Originally posted by: Arkitech
Originally posted by: Feldenak
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry
thats such a classic line!! Clint is the man.
Forget what movie this is from but there's a black guy walking home at night and he gets harrassed by a police officer. (its not verbatim)
Police: where you coming from boy?
Man: from a town called fresh off a cop's ass
Originally posted by: Bagger
I gotta go with the Braveheart speech. Gives me chills EVERY time I hear it.
Originally posted by: DT4K
Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' awesome people, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Originally posted by: mobobuff
"Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d--k for coke... Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some d--k for marijuana? " - Half Baked
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
"I Ain't Got Time to Bleed" - Predator