Most bad a-- line in a movie ever!

[TheGeek]

"Yippi kai-ay motherfvckers." -Bruce Willis, Die Hard

 

[Dowfen]

Water?

No thank you, fish make love in it.

and just so you know the movie...

You have chosen...wisely.

 

[BurnItDwn]

hmmm ... this is tough ... but probably one of these two form Josey Wales

.
Josey Wales : Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?



Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales : Dyin' ain't much of a living boy.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fvcking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh!t. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on awesome people, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

"Only two things come from texas. Steers and queers and you sure as hell don't have horns"
-full metal jacket

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
"Only two things come from texas. Steers and queers and you sure as hell don't have horns"
-full metal jacket

YOU MESSED IT UP YOU IDIOT!
<--- FMJ fan

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
"Only two things come from texas. Steers and queers and you sure as hell don't have horns"
-full metal jacket

YOU MESSED IT UP YOU IDIOT!
<--- FMJ fan

I figured I did but I got the basis of it right.

 

[RaistlinZ]

"You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Ol' Jack always says........ what the hell."

Big Trouble in Little China

 

[Kaypro]

What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

 

[xSkyDrAx]

My name is Buck and I'm here to fvck.

Kill Bill

Wiggle your big toe

Kill Bill

 

[murphy55d]

From my favorite scene in Gladiator...

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: Feldenak
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry

thats such a classic line!! Clint is the man.


Forget what movie this is from but there's a black guy walking home at night and he gets harrassed by a police officer. (its not verbatim)


Police: where you coming from boy?

Man: from a town called fresh off a cop's ass

Wasn't that "fresh off a cop's ass" line from House Party 2? I think it was Bernie Mac, don't remember the movie.

As much as I love Clint Eastwood and Dirty Harry it would be sooooo freaking easy for a perp to see if there was another round in a revolver if asked that question. You look at the gun and if you see a round in the cylinder to the left of the barrel (if you were looking down the barrel of a .44 S&amp;W Magnum pointed at you) and you see a bullet in the cylinder and not an empty chamber you would know the answer to that question. Still, it is a great movie line.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Bagger

I gotta go with the Braveheart speech. Gives me chills EVERY time I hear it.

Sound file of said quote. Awesome.

 

[sparkyclarky]

Originally posted by: DT4K
Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' awesome people, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

That or Ezekiel

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: mobobuff
"Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

:thumbsup:

Honestly, this movie is full of classic "bad-ass" quotes its hard to narrow it down. Also, doesn't hurt its in my top-five movies ever!

A few of my favorites!


"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f0king walrus-looking piece of shet. Get the fOck off of my obstacle. Get the fOck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-d!cks every cannibal on the Congo. "

"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sheit that high"

"Who said that? Who the f0ck said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh!t, twinkle-toed c0cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy f0cking godmother said it. Out-f0cking-standing. I will PT you all until you f0cking die. I'll PT you until your a55holes are sucking buttermilk. "

 

[suklee]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d--k for coke... Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some d--k for marijuana? " - Half Baked

LMAO

 

[Legendary]

Another vote for Ezekiel 25:17

 

[voodoochylde]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004

"I Ain't Got Time to Bleed" - Predator

Weird that you should mention this. My Sabum dragged out this exact quote at our last test this Saturday...I was helping with breaks and one of our 3rd gup students had to do two boards with a flying sidekick. I didn't have my hand on the board properly (was holding the corner on the top and bottom) and ended up with a decenetly-sized gash in my palm. Sabum asked me if I was alright, to which I responded with the usual "I'm fine, it'll quit bleeding in a sec" response.

As far as quotes go, I've always been a fan of
English, motherfvcker! Do you speak it?!

 

[MustyTang]

"You got knoooocked theee f*ck out!" - Friday

 

[o9z]

not one line by any means, but my favorite, by far!

Samir : No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

[Hav0k99]

Young Guns - Regulators. We regulate any stealin' of his property, we're DAMN good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. You've gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep.

and "I'll make you famous"

I'd have to say that Full Metal Jacket has the best!

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

"Are ya gonna bark all day little doggie, or are ya gonna bite?"

 

[DaFinn]

"I am a great lover, because I practise so much with myself!"

-Woody Allen, forgot the film...

 

[XNice]

"Baby, this talent is god given! All i gotta do is show up!"

Friday Night Lights
(that new football movie)

 

[xboxist]

"Bitches, leave." - from Robocop, guy who plays Red in That 70's Show