Hamlet... from Last Action Hero
Hamlet is a subcharacter of the main character in the movie, Jack Slater. Whenever I think Action and Badass-ness, I think Jack Slater in Last Action Hero. Here is some badass dialog:
Pitbulls show up behind Jack Slater
Henchman: "Make no mistake they are exceptionally well trained."
Henchman snaps his fingers. Dogs perform a trick.
Henchman: "I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow you emerge from several k9 recti. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?"
Jack Slater: "Yeah... two of them."
Jack lights a cigar.
Jack Slater: "Why am I wasting time talking to a putz like you when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers.
And two... how exactly are you going to snap your fingers... after I rip off both of your thumbs."