most cyclists are gay?

[brainhulk]

http://blog.goathork.com/2005/11/this-just-in-pro-cyclists-are-gay.html

My friend (he's straight, even borderline homophobe) always keeps inviting me to go cycling. But my other friend says most cyclists are gay. Is this true?

 

[rasczak]

i've got the lawnchairs...who's got the popcorn?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

They do seem to have an unnatural fascination with spandex.

 

[Firetower]

They do like those banana seats.

 

[Jeeebus]

I don't know about "most," but if you do go, their numbers will definitely increase by +1.

Not sure how that affects the overall ratio of gay cyclists though.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

11/15/2005

This just in.... Pro Cyclists are Gay!!

Glad to see this is "just in"...

 

[Fausto]

Do you just wake up every morning and think "What inane shit can I type out for AT today?"

 

[brblx]

yeah, OP is totally off-base.

most cyclists are married closet-cases. there's a difference. ask your local old fat republican senator.

 

[SandEagle]

i've got the lawnchairs...who's got the popcorn?

i'm parked and watching from my Hummer H2

 

[Wyndru]

Hey, straight people wear those ridiculous neon spandex outfits and aerodynamic helmets too you know...

 

[SlitheryDee]

I would guess that the cycling population has a higher gay percentage than the general population. I would just chalk it up to gays being more concerned about staying in shape though.

The rollerskating/blading population though...

 

[preslove]

Doesn't really matter. All that spandex and bike seat ball-crushing destroys their sex drives. Pro cyclists are practically eunuchs.

 

[zerogear]

lulwut?

 

[amdhunter]

Don't know. But they are a bunch of reckless a-holes who think they own the street.

 

[Fausto]

Don't know. But they are a bunch of reckless a-holes who think they own the street.

Someone is mad about our shapely thighs and buttocks giving him an erection.

 

[biostud]

http://blog.goathork.com/2005/11/this-just-in-pro-cyclists-are-gay.html

My friend (he's straight, even borderline homophobe) always keeps inviting me to go cycling. But my other friend says most cyclists are gay. Is this true?

He both rides a bike and is homophobic?! then he's definitely gay, since we all know that homophobia always stems from suppressed feelings towards the same sex and riding bikes. :/

 

[K1052]

Of course not however that blog links to some semi-decent gay porn.

 

[IronWing]

They don't start out that way but over time, yes, cycling turns them gay. The reason is that while the seat mashs the tailbone, it also massages the protate gland. Cyclists learn to associate sexual stimulation with a sore butt.

 

[Paladin3]

Fuuuu....and I was going to go for a bike ride later today. Now I'm worried about my manhood.

My neighbor is an avid cyclist. His wife and kids must just be a cover so he can ride the gaycycle without being discovered.

I'm damn glad someone writes articles like these so I can stay informed!

 

[Rudee]

Na, piercing your ears as a guy is the universal sign of gay. Bike riding is fine.

 

[highland145]

Confirmed.

 

[GundamW]

Gay cyclists breath air too. So, if you are not gay, don't breath...

 

[JulesMaximus]

http://blog.goathork.com/2005/11/this-just-in-pro-cyclists-are-gay.html

My friend (he's straight, even borderline homophobe) always keeps inviting me to go cycling. But my other friend says most cyclists are gay. Is this true?

The only thing that is true is that your other friend is an idiot.

Now Harley riders...those guys are all homos.

 

[DaTT]

Only way to tell is see if there is a seat attached to the seat post...

 

[mb]

The only thing that is true is that your other friend is an idiot.

Now Harley riders...those guys are all homos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGZG2kx5vD8&feature=related