Most embarrasing thing you should have known....

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

Originally posted by: HBalzerIn the 4th grade i asked this girl What boobs felt like in the shower she said wet guess i didn't really think it through.

ROTFLMAO! Precocious little scamp

 

[TitanDiddly]

At 11 years: Females have a genitial opening. Before this realization, I thought it was just barbie-doll nothingness.

 

[Norris]

Well my BFs EX was having trouble with her computer opening web pages and come to find out she had the year wrong because she didn't know what year it was(it was last year about October and she thought it was 2006)...what a genius!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I swear I thought I was going to just die when I found this out...the funny(not funny like haha funny) thing is he was with this woman for like 12 years and he's probably the smartest man I've even met and this woman is dumber than a rock!:Q What are people thinking when they get involved with someone?:beer:

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Norris
Well my BFs EX was having trouble with her computer opening web pages and come to find out she had the year wrong because she didn't know what year it was(it was last year about October and she thought it was 2006)...what a genius!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I swear I thought I was going to just die when I found this out...the funny(not funny like haha funny) thing is he was with this woman for like 12 years and he's probably the smartest man I've even met and this woman is dumber than a rock!:Q What are people thinking when they get involved with someone?:beer:

Well, good oral can overcome a lot of the shortcomings.

 

[cubby1223]

I was talking about this the other day -

For the longest time I didn't know what euthanasia was. I was always baffled why people would be so strongly against asian children (the youth in asia).

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Norris
Well my BFs EX was having trouble with her computer opening web pages and come to find out she had the year wrong because she didn't know what year it was(it was last year about October and she thought it was 2006)...what a genius!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I swear I thought I was going to just die when I found this out...the funny(not funny like haha funny) thing is he was with this woman for like 12 years and he's probably the smartest man I've even met and this woman is dumber than a rock!:Q What are people thinking when they get involved with someone?:beer:

Well, good oral can overcome a lot of the shortcomings.

coupled with a good cooking, a nice smile, and not alot of talking/whining its damn near a dream come true.

 

[Garet Jax]

Used Lasik at Home

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: HBalzer

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: HBalzer
Boobs feel wet in the shower

what did you think they felt like in the shower????

In the 4th grade i asked this girl What boobs felt like in the shower she said wet guess i didn't really think it through.

Girls have boobs in 4th grade???

 

[Norris]

Originally posted by: Looney
Well, good oral can overcome a lot of the shortcomings.

try again...

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: hungfarover
When I was 9 helping my Dad build a deck on a hot summer day he sent me to the store with some money to get a soda, and added ?get me a beer while you?re at it?. I didn?t know you couldn?t buy beer til you were 21. The guy at the register thought that was the funniest thing ever seeing a 9 year old roll up to the check stand with a 6?er of Budweiser.

WTF...why did your DAD send you to buy his beer??

He was joking. He thought I knew that you had to be 21. He laughed himself silly when I came back and told him what happened.

 

[Norris]

Originally posted by: gigapet

coupled with a good cooking, a nice smile, and not alot of talking/whining its damn near a dream come true.

Sorry, you're wrong too...she was a total PITA...

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Norris

Originally posted by: Looney
Well, good oral can overcome a lot of the shortcomings.

try again...

She gave buttsecks?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: cubby1223
I was talking about this the other day -

For the longest time I didn't know what euthanasia was. I was always baffled why people would be so strongly against asian children (the youth in asia).

LOLOL that's a good one!

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Norris
Well my BFs EX was having trouble with her computer opening web pages and come to find out she had the year wrong because she didn't know what year it was(it was last year about October and she thought it was 2006)...what a genius!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I swear I thought I was going to just die when I found this out...the funny(not funny like haha funny) thing is he was with this woman for like 12 years and he's probably the smartest man I've even met and this woman is dumber than a rock!:Q What are people thinking when they get involved with someone?:beer:

Wow, interesting way to turn this into an "I'm better than tht bitch" post. It's supposed to be something about you, not somebody else.

I once felt up a girl with a tampon, it was one of my first sexual experiences, and it took me years to figure out what had happened and what was proper anatomy. Honestly, she should have just stopped me. <scarred for life>

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: djheater

Wow, interesting way to turn this into an "I'm better than tht bitch" post. It's supposed to be something about you, not somebody else.

I once felt up a girl with a tampon, it was one of my first sexual experiences, and it took me years to figure out what had happened and what was proper anatomy. Honestly, she should have just stopped me. <scarred for life>

You's a freak

When I was little, I thought that if you had sex without a condom you would automatically get aids.

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: cubby1223
I was talking about this the other day -

For the longest time I didn't know what euthanasia was. I was always baffled why people would be so strongly against asian children (the youth in asia).

i had the same problem! i sat through at least two high school debates thinking wtf are people arguing about?

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Norris
Well my BFs EX was having trouble with her computer opening web pages and come to find out she had the year wrong because she didn't know what year it was(it was last year about October and she thought it was 2006)...what a genius!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I swear I thought I was going to just die when I found this out...the funny(not funny like haha funny) thing is he was with this woman for like 12 years and he's probably the smartest man I've even met and this woman is dumber than a rock!:Q What are people thinking when they get involved with someone?:beer:

Wow, interesting way to turn this into an "I'm better than tht bitch" post. It's supposed to be something about you, not somebody else.

I once felt up a girl with a tampon, it was one of my first sexual experiences, and it took me years to figure out what had happened and what was proper anatomy. Honestly, she should have just stopped me. <scarred for life>

Ewww....

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Norris

Originally posted by: gigapet

coupled with a good cooking, a nice smile, and not alot of talking/whining its damn near a dream come true.

Sorry, you're wrong too...she was a total PITA...

Honey, I know you desperately don't want to believe it, but when someone is with another person for 12 years, there is a reason for it. If your boyfriend indeed spent twelve years with someone with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, that would mean that you're dating a complete loser. Think about it. The fact is that you are jealous, which is perfectly normal. But wasting time tearing her apart just makes you look bad. I mean, if he'd date someone that awful, maybe he's doing it again?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Norris
Well my BFs EX was having trouble with her computer opening web pages and come to find out she had the year wrong because she didn't know what year it was(it was last year about October and she thought it was 2006)...what a genius!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!! I swear I thought I was going to just die when I found this out...the funny(not funny like haha funny) thing is he was with this woman for like 12 years and he's probably the smartest man I've even met and this woman is dumber than a rock!:Q What are people thinking when they get involved with someone?:beer:

Wow, interesting way to turn this into an "I'm better than tht bitch" post. It's supposed to be something about you, not somebody else.

I once felt up a girl with a tampon, it was one of my first sexual experiences, and it took me years to figure out what had happened and what was proper anatomy. Honestly, she should have just stopped me. <scarred for life>

So what did you come up with? You must have had some theories... lets hear them!

 

[sgentry6]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

Your right. Having one in your mouth is the problem.

And OP you have never looked at p0rn. I've never really seen an uncircumsized guy in one of those.

 

[Pastore]

I thought a condom was short for condominium up until I was in middle school. That was an emberassing day at the lunch table with all my hip and cool friends who quickly educated me on the subject.

 

[altonb1]

I just remembered something from several years ago...

I used to work for Sylvan Learning Systems and this guy at the helpdesk stood up and yelled over, "What is the phone number for 1-800-EDUCATE?" We all just looked at him trying to figure out if he was joking. He wasn't. So we politely :evil: informed him the number was 1-800-EDUCATE.

 

[SVT Cobra]

When I was small I always thought Pizza Hut was Pizza Hot.

It made sense, and that is what it sounded like to me when people said it.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: altonb1
I just remembered something from several years ago...

I used to work for Sylvan Learning Systems and this guy at the helpdesk stood up and yelled over, "What is the phone number for 1-800-EDUCATE?" We all just looked at him trying to figure out if he was joking. He wasn't. So we politely :evil: informed him the number was 1-800-EDUCATE.

Don't lie, you were the guy who wanted the phone number

 

[Howard]

Bulk beef is not alternator-sized.