Most Embarrassing Moment. (post yours)

[Xenon14]

I've had a few. I remember one quite vividly...This was a couple of years ago so I was about 16. I was at Macy's about to try on some jeans. Seeing the Men's section, I walk in and start looking for a free changing room. All of a sudden a girl, 20 years of age, hot as hell, in her underwear might I add comes out. She looks at me, giggles, and tells me that I'm in the wrong dressing room. I didn't know what to say. It turns out that from where i was standing the "wo" part was cut out, so I only saw "men". I also walked into the girls bathroom a few times...but the best was when a girl walked into the mens bathroom, that was awesome.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

You had the chance of a lifetime, and you turned it down.

You should have talked to her....

 

[Azraele]

Mine can be found here.

 

[Ace69]

This one is pretty emabarassing especially for a size sensitive guy.

Me and a lot of my friends go camping every once in awhile. We bring our four wheelers and dirt bikes and go riding around for the entire weekend. This particular weekend happened about 2 years ago.

We went riding and it was pretty muddy that day. It had just rained a few hours before and we were getting really wet and muddy. Well...I was pretty much drenched after we got back and I did not have any extra clothes with me and I was going to stay the night. I decided instead of having to sleep in wet clothes, I would just take off my pants and boxers and hang them near the fire. My shirt was covering up my little soldier. Anyway, after I took them off, I had no idea how small it was. Turns out that it was a little cold and you know what happens to them whenever they get wet and cold. It was a little bit over an inch and all of my buddies just laughed their asses off at me.

Needless to say, I have never heard the end of that one still to this day.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Oh, I wish I was a whole inch.

I..I mean, damn dude. that sucks

 

[arod324]

Hehe, reminds me of the Seinfeld when George goes into the swimming pool... and he's like "I was swimming!!!!!!!"

 

[Kntx]

I was at a bar, got myself foolishly drunk, tried to impress some woman by doing a dance I made up called the "chainsaw", failed to impress her, and later realized she was actually one of the people that I came with.


For those interested, to perform the "chainsaw" here is what you do:

1) mime trying to pull start a chainsaw a few times
2) then mime the motor catching
3) then you pretend to chainsaw things while shaking a lot

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Well guys, here is the only chance you will hear a Most Embarrassing Moment from Monel....

I had a stomach flu really bad a few years ago. I was soo bad, I had to get a IV at one point to get me hydrated again. At some point, the doctor decided that I needed the "Finger Up The Butt". He put on a finger cot/mini-glove thing, greased up his finger, and just as he bent his head down, I let/forced/created the hardest fart I could muster right in his face. Well, it turns out that the New Castle Chili sauce I had eaten gave me some intestinal distress. I look in back of me to see the doctor raise his face up REEALLY slow, with a dark brown skunk stripe dripping down his face across his nose. Everything was OK until he started throwing up. He went to run out while vomiting, slipped on the vomit/sh|t residue, fell, and caught his head on the corner of the supply table thing. The nurse told me he needed 11 stitches.

Serves him right for trying to stick a finger up my bum.

 

[LIBERTYorDEATH]

I walked in on my mother-in-law (innocently..she was using our shower unknown to me) standing in our bedroom butt naked laying out her clothes. Well come to think of it I do not get embarressed and did not mind the view but it sure embarressed both her and my wife who both blamed me for the rest of the visit.

 

[LIBERTYorDEATH]

All i can say to you Monel is Just Damn!

 

[PhaZe]

nice monel,

 

[SpongeBob]

Kntx, OMG you have no idea how hard I was laughing as I read the instructions for the "chainsaw". I can't wait to try it out.

 

[purplehayes]

Not only did I vote for Monel in the 'funniest member' thread, here. I may also vote for him in the 'grossest member' thread someone else needs to start.

Bleech!!

PH

 

[kranky]

Monel puts the ass in embarassing!

By chance did you ever eat the chili at PeeWees in Ellwood City?

 

[MisFit]

Monel Funkawitz - I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

 

[miniMUNCH]

I once got panz'ed by my best friend in front of half my highschool...including the majority of the varsity and junior varsity cheerleading squads. Yep...shorts and boxers right down to my ankles.

Fortunately, it was a rather warm day so I apparently had a pretty good showing...I got asked out by a couple of the cheerleaders a couple weeks latter.

But still...It was embrassing as hell. I actually hit my friend square in the jaw before picking up my trousers. He didn't even care he was laughing so hard. I was pretty tan at the time so my butt looked really, really white in comparison...or so I was informed.

 

[eakers]

sigh, okay
i went to rent a porno with my boy at the porn shop. firstly the guy working was a good friend of my older brother was working and he reconized me. then later on my older brother came in, i didnt see him though. but i didnt knwo it until i saw him next (like a week or two later) and he made fun of me. thank god we have the dont tell on each other rule.

*kat. <-- first time shes actually related the tale

 

[eakers]

oh and one time i had to lead this areobics class for the boys gym class.
my friend laurie was my partner.

my friend laurie pulled my pants down when in front of the boys gym class during warm up, they all saw my cute little sheer thong.

and no there were no sexy results!

*kat. <-- gets embrassed alot.

 

[ArkAoss]

thats a pretty good one, kat.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Monel:

Thanks for the laugh. So real it has to be true.

 

[yobarman]

Kntx and Monel, those are the two funniest posts i have read in a long time hahaha.

I dont think i'd leave a party with any compnay if i tried the &quot;chainsaw&quot;

hahaahah!