Most sexual song ever?

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Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
27,519
2
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Mmmm yeah (mmmmm) check it out baby
Make it hot... then we drop it
(oooooooh!) Uh, yeah
(oooooooh!) Uptown, you know how we do it
Yeah you know
Make it hot

[Verse One:]

[LL Cool J]
It's the first time together and I'm feeling kinda horny
Conventional methods of makin love kinda bore me
I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off
Blow your socks off make sure your G spots soft
[LeShaun]
I'm gonna call you Big Daddy and scream your name
Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain
[LL Cool J]
So what cha sayin, I get my swerve on, bring it live
Make it last forever, damn the kitty cat's tight
[LeShaun]
Mmm... daddy slow down your flow
Put it on me like G baby nice and slow
I need a rough neck awesome dude Mandingo in a sec
Who ain't afraid to pull my hair and spank me from the back
[LL Cool J]
No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about
[LeShaun]
But do you really think that you can work it out
[LL Cool J]
I guarantee shorty it's real, baby stick it out
Here comes the man of steel

[Chorus: LeShaun, LL Cool J]

[LeShaun] Doin it and doin it and doin it well [3X]
[LL Cool J] I respresent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn

[repeat 2x]

[Verse Two:]

[LL Cool J]
I'm in the mix now, searching for the right spot
To hit now, get down
[LeShaun]
Damn my lover dig down, you use a rubber?
[LL Cool J]
Damn right
[LeShaun]
You are my lover
[LL Cool J]
All night
[LeShaun]
The putty good to you? Word to momma
[LL Cool J]
Man tight
The only thing left to do is climax
Let's make it last
[LeShaun]
Word we ain't goin out like that
All this time you've been telling that you was a Don
[LL Cool J]
I tried to warn you girl you wouldn't listen
Now let's get it on
[LeShaun]
Mmm, baby wild, don't do that
Chill wait a minute baby let me please you back
[LL Cool J]
You talk a good one shorty now you're makin me sweat
How a live awesome dude like it girl?
[LeShaun]
Nice and wet
We get it To The Break of Dawn, damn you're large
How a big girl like it Daddy?
[LL Cool J]
Nice and hard
Safe sexin it, flexin it, gettin that affectionate
Chewin it, oohin it, all while we're doin it

[Chorus (repeat 2X)]

[Verse Three:]

[LL Cool J]
Baby, I wanna hit it in the worst way
[LeShaun]
Make it hot
[LL Cool J]
Schemin on the ass since the first day
[LeShaun]
Don't stop
Damn I love it when you talk like that
Make it bounce sugar
[LL Cool J]
Long as you can bounce me back
More flesh than the Greek Fest
[LeShaun]
Roll up the sess
[LL Cool J]
Pass the Hennessee
[LeShaun]
Put my body to the test
Wait wait daddy many niggaz ago
I was a young girl listening to how you flow
Now's my chance to hit you off daddy I'm grown
From the back, from the side
[LL Cool J]
Right, I'm in the zone
One of a kind when it's time to do mine
Camcorder and the whole shit
[LeShaun]
Press rewind
Let it flow on the screen while we puffs the L
Layin back in the cut while we're under the spell
[LL Cool J]
Word life, I like the way the ep went down
Go to sleep, tomorrow I'll take you back downtown
We'll be
 

jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
13,918
20
81
Next - Too Close

Too Close
I wonder if she could tell I'm hard right now, hmmm
Yeah, come on, dance for me baby, ha ha, yeah
Oh, oh, you feel that? Alright
Come on, don't stop now
You done did it, come on, uh, yeah, alright, hold on

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

All the slow songs you requested
You're dancing like you're naked
Oh, it's almost like we're sexing (oh yeah)
Yeah boo, I like it
No, I can't deny it
But I know you can tell
I'm excited, oh girl

Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you

Now girl I know you felt it
Boo you know I can't help it
You know what I want to do

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

Baby girl's dancing so close
Ain't a good idea
Cuz I'mma want you now and here
The way that you shake it on me
Makes me want you so bad sexually
Oh girl

Step back you're dancing kinda close
I feel a little poke coming through
On you

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh
I love when you shake it like that, ah, ah, ah
I see that you like it like that, oh, oh, oh

Well baby I like the way that you grind
On me
Baby when we're grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Oh, your dancing real close
Plus it's real real slow
(You know what you're doing, don't you)
You're making it hard for me

I like the way you move
You're making me want you
Oh the way
I like those things you do
But you're a little too close
 
Sep 12, 2004
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For Queen maybe their most blatantly sexual song was Get Down, Make Love.

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love
Inside your bed - everybody
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I get a
Get down get down get down
Make love

(Get down) I can squeeze - (make love) you can shake me
(Get down) I can feel - (make love) you can break me
(Get down) Come on so heavy (make love)
(Get down) When you take me (make love)
You make love you make love you make love you make
love
You can make ev'rybody get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get high
You wanna come down
Ev'rytime I get hot
You say you wanna cool down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna get down get down get down

Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love
Get down make love

Ev'rytime I get hot
You wanna cool down
Ev'rytime I get high
You say you wanna come down
You say it's enough
In fact it's too much
Ev'rytime I wanna
Get down get down
Get down make love

Prince's Erotic City and his performance of Lil Nikki in Purple Rain are very sexual as well.

And don't forget Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing.
 

blackangst1

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
22,902
2,359
126
Sir Mix Alot Playthang is another

*HOOK*
I`M YOUR PLAYTHANG BABEE
WON`T YOU COME PLAY WITH ME
JUS FLIP THIS SWITCH AND
YOU`LL GO CRAZY
WON`T YOU COME PLAY WITH ME
I`M YOUR PLAYTHANG BABEE
WON`T YOU COME PLAY WITH ME
I OPPORATE JUS FOR THE LADAYZ
WON`T YOU COME PLAY WITH ME
AAHH HAAA
WON`T YOU COME PLAY WITH ME
OOOWWW A WHOOOO YEAH
WON`T YOU COME PLAY WITH ME

SOFT AND CUDDLE E HARD AND READY PIPE FITTEN LIKE A JACK RABBIT QUICK BUTTSTEADY
SQWEEZE ME TEASE ME
IF YOU DON`T BELIEVE ME PULL THE BLACK LEATHER TO RELIEVE ME
YES THE RAP STAR DULLNUT SAGA
GRABB MY JOY STICK AND CHANGE MY BEHAV-R
I COME EQUIPT WITH REMOTE I GOT 6 LEVALZ FROM BEGAN-RZ TO THE PROZ
LEVAL 1 IZ FOR THE YOUNG DUMB BUMB AND THE BOYFRIEND THAT COULDN`T MAKE HER CUM
PUSH LEVAL 1 AND I START TO VIBRATE GENTALY PUT ME ON THE SPOT AND YOU`LL SHAKE
LEVAL 2 IS A LIL STEAM-EA PUT ME IN UR SOCKET AND YOU`LL MAKE ME EVEN CREAMY-A
AND THEN YOU GRAB MY STRANG AND PULL THE DAMN THANG TILL YOU MAKE YOUR TOY
SCREAM NOW SIT YOUR TOY UP AND YOU CAN RIDE IT BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS LET UM
WATCH YOU COULD SHARE DON`T HIDE IT YOU GOT MY BATTERIES FREAK
DROP THEM DOUBLE D`S ON MY CHEST AND I`LL SPEAK I`M YOUR PLAYTHANG~

*HOOK*

~NOW YOUR FRIEND KINDA LIKES LEVAL 3 AT NO MORE EXPENCE SHE CAN PLAY WITH ME ON
LEVAL 3 I START DEFLATE-N BLOW ME UP AND NOW I`M HIGHLY MODEAVATED I CAN JUMP
TWIST TURN SLIDE WIGGLE AND SQURM UNTIL I`M WIZZEN UP YOUR PERM YES I`M GRAPHIC
BUT I`M MADE LIKE THAT I AIN`T A P.C BABEE I`M A MACK SO PUT ME UP AND PRESS GET
INFO READ MY BIO YOU FIND THAT I`M A GOOD HOE THO AND IT`S A NO NO TO PUT ME ON
ZERO CUZ IF YOU DO THEN I`LL SHUT YOU DOWN THEN UT OH UT OH I COME COMPLETE WITH
A SQIRT GUN I SHOOT IT WHEN MY WORKS DONE AND THEN I GOTTA RUN BUT I`M CREATED
BY DANGALANG SWANGERZ INCORPORATED MAKERZ OF THE THANGS YOUR GRANNY HATED THE
PLAYTHANG~

*HOOK*

~YOUR PLAYTHANG LOVES TO GO BANG CHASE YOUR LITTLE MONKEY TILL I GET THE MONKEY
TAME`D AND THEN BOUNCE UP AND DOWN WHEN I CATCH IT I RESPECT IT BUT ITS BEEN A
BAD MONKEY SO I PACK IT AND JUMP ON UP TO LEVAL 6 SO I CAN THROW NEW THANGS IN
THE MONKEY TOY MIX WITH BLISTERING SPEED I START TO POUND NOW GIVE YOUR TOY A
BATH AND LAY YOUR TOY DOWN~
 

natto fire

Diamond Member
Jan 4, 2000
7,117
10
76
Trouser Minnow, by Rapeman, on the album Two Nuns and a Pack Mule.

LaJoie's song is a close second though.
 

QueBert

Lifer
Jan 6, 2002
22,879
1,087
126
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Akinyele has all of this stuff beat.

Akinyele - Just Put it in My Mouth

Akinyele - Sex in the City

Put It In Your Mouth is CLASSIC and hilarious as hell. But I think 2 Live Crew has them all beat. Ice-T's classic L.G.B.N.A.F (lets get butt naked and fuck) is also good. But 2 Live wins this based off the fact every song they ever did was sexual.

ToneDeffs Pervert should get an honerable mention, I could listen to this song about 10 times a day. Fucking hilarious lyrics and the beat is crazy good. I think the lyrics are some of the most honest ever written.

Minnie Ripertons inside my love. I didn't even realize this song was sexual at all until I really listened to the lyrics.


"Two people, just meeting, barely touching each other
Two spirits, greeting, tryna carry each further
You are one, and I am another
We should be, one inside each other

You can see inside me, will you come inside me
Do you wanna ride, inside my love
You can see inside me, will you come inside me
Do you wanna ride, inside my love
you can come inside my love"

don't know HOW I didn't catch it sooner but it took me a lot of listens before I understood what she was talking about. For years I thought she was talking about actual love not sex LOL. Beautiful song though.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,573
30,807
146
Let's Get it On

Sexual Healing.

both Marvin Gaye, and both own this thread, and should be the only songs mentioned in such a thread.

Everything else fails in comparison. There's really nothing sexual about R Kelly, p Diddy, BIG, or who the fuck ever else is part of that genre.

Marvin Gaye was to Sex what Jesus was to Religion: a theme personified.
 

NFS4

No Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
72,636
47
91
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Let's Get it On

Sexual Healing.

both Marvin Gaye, and both own this thread, and should be the only songs mentioned in such a thread.

Everything else fails in comparison. There's really nothing sexual about R Kelly, p Diddy, BIG, or who the fuck ever else is part of that genre.

Marvin Gaye was to Sex what Jesus was to Religion: a theme personified.

I bet a lot of babies were conceived while their parents were listening to either Marvin Gaye or Barry White
 
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