Most worthless....purchase...ever....

[beer]

I came home with this from Fry's today.

I can't quite figure out what I want to use it for yet. Suggestions?

 

[bolido2000]

Put it in your car.

 

[RU482]

I can only think of the time I got whacked in the back of the head with one of those...ouch!

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: bolido2000
Put it in your car.

And do what with it. Blind oncoming traffic?

 

[efehle]

no, if its in the car you can shine it back at the cop when he pulls you over.

 

[Orsorum]

Those are so cool. Especially when you're busting someone for alcohol or pot at one in the morning, and you can just shine it in their eyes...

 

[LiLRiceBoi]

6 cell. Its the big one. I want one of those.

 

[Orsorum]

I have the 4-cell one, I think. It's a friggin' monster.

 

[bolido2000]

Originally posted by: Elemental007

Originally posted by: bolido2000
Put it in your car.

And do what with it. Blind oncoming traffic?

In case your car ever brakes down and you want to check the engine bay. Or to give signals to incoming traffic

 

[silent tone]

Suggestions?

Prop up a collapsing building foundation.

Stick it down one leg of your pants and make overt sexual inneuendo when you walk by the ladies.

 

[Freejack2]

Geez they only make up to 6 cells. I wanted a 8 or 10 cell light.

 

[LANMAN]

Dude,

Halloween is coming up, you'll need it for trick or treating!!

If you get egged, then you can use it to beat on them! LOL !! (Any longer might be classified as a weapon!)


Funny you bought that because more security employees carry mag lights on their belt.
Wearing that one, you would have to ensure your not dragging it on the ground! LMAO !!

--LANMAN

 

[ChrisIsBored]

Your wife might enjoy it :Q

 

[LANMAN]

Originally posted by: chrisisbored
Your wife might enjoy it :Q

LOL !!

" Now thats more like it !! "

 

[narzy]

Originally posted by: LANMAN

Originally posted by: chrisisbored
Your wife might enjoy it :Q

LOL !!

" Now thats more like it !! "

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAH!

 

[vi edit]

Compensating for something?

 

[Turin39789]

had one at college, called it my "security blanket"

used it to beat my roomate when he got out of line

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: efehle
no, if its in the car you can shine it back at the cop when he pulls you over.

Definitely, definitely, definitely a good first post!

On that note, welcome to anandtech

 

[smp]

Originally posted by: bolido2000

Originally posted by: Elemental007

Originally posted by: bolido2000 Put it in your car.

And do what with it. Blind oncoming traffic?

In case your car ever brakes down and you want to check the engine bay. Or to give signals to incoming traffic

yeah or if your car should break down on a runway (hey might happen) you can guide incoming planes to safe landings.

 

[BennyD]

Originally posted by: Freejack2
Geez they only make up to 6 cells. I wanted a 8 or 10 cell light.

behold the 15D Cell Maglite

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: BennyD

Originally posted by: Freejack2
Geez they only make up to 6 cells. I wanted a 8 or 10 cell light.

behold the 15D Cell Maglite

Although that image doesn't display in Mozilla, it opened fine in IE

Where can I buy one at?

 

[Migroo]

Originally posted by: narzy

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAH!

 

[PsychoAndy]

Worthless? You can beat someone to a bloody pulp with it!

-PAB

 

[Viper GTS]

6 cell?

Nice.

I have a 4, when I got it the store didn't have the 6's.

Viper GTS

 

[Ladies Man]

Originally posted by: PsychoAndy
Worthless? You can beat someone to a bloody pulp with it!

-PAB

yup... that's why i've got one