MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[KLin]

What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets ALL MY PRESS? This town needs an enema!

 

[imported_Doghouse]

You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anyone in my life!

 

[chowmein]

"why don't you make like a tree and get the hell outta here"

 

[Connoisseur]

"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! "

 

[TheGoat Eater]

MICHAEL: Yeah, atleast your name isn't Michael Bolton. SAMIR: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. MICHAEL: There was nothing wrong with it until I was about 12-years-old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and starting winning Grammies. SAMIR: Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael. MICHEAL: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 

[FlashG]

At the FOX Top 10 Actually should read Top 400

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
I'll get the ball rolling with something that has a lot of content to work with...perhaps keep quotes to one or two sentences after this one....

Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.

"Ya know.....somehow 'I told ya so', just doesn't cut it"

 

[Horus]

"OK! Who wants a mustache ride?"

 

[Brutuskend]

"littering and? littering and?"

 

[cKGunslinger]

"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally."

 

[ironcrotch]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[scorpmatt]

Time is irrelevant, lunch time, doubly so

 

[CVSiN]

TOEPICK!

 

[Tylanner]

"God damnit man! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm out of here."

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Who said that? Who the fu$k said that? Who's the slimy little communist shi!, twinkle-toed cock$ucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fuc$ing godmother said it. Out-fuc$ing-standing. I will PT you all until you fuc$ing die. I'll PT you until your a$$holes are sucking buttermilk.

 

[RedCOMET]

"If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! "

 

[BrokenVisage]

I know I'm bumping a thread from 200 BC, but a quote from a movie I saw yesterday had me rolling and I want to see who else recognizes it.

"Tastes like sh!t and smells like a fart, got a real winner here!"

 

[LeiZaK]

I could lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces...













or we could talk

 

[scorpmatt]

I fart in your general direction

 

[Saint Nick]

He hates these cans!!!!!!

 

[Leper Messiah]

"Camelot!"

"Camelot"

"Camelot"

"....its only a model."

 

[scorpmatt]

It's only a flesh wound! Come back! I'll bite your legs off!

 

[733SHiFTY]

Dont get cocky kid...

 

[Legendary]

Bring me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

 

[andy9o]

AK-47, for when you absolutely, positively, need to kill ever last mutherfvcker in the room.