MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[snoopdoug1]

"I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

 

"Too close for missiles; I'm switching to guns."

 

[cyberhap]

They've gone to plaid!

 

[stan394]

"I didn't kill my wife!"
"I don't care!"

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: cyberhap
They've gone to plaid!

Spaceballs!

 

[elbosco]

Originally posted by: drum
It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this right of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

I can't believe the retarded quarterback is a pill popper.

 

[xeno2060]

What is your major malfunction numnuts

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
I know I'm bumping a thread from 200 BC, but a quote from a movie I saw yesterday had me rolling and I want to see who else recognizes it.

"Tastes like sh!t and smells like a fart, got a real winner here!"

Nobody? Ok, here's anothing part to the dialouge involved with that quote.

"Christ, we pumped enough money into this project to send a cigerette to the moon, and we come up with one that tastes like it took a dump!"

 

[Tylanner]

Brick I though you said this was a short cut.....

FAAAAAANTASTIC!!

Well is is a short cut or not?

OHHHOHOOKAY!!!

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: chowmein
.... use the shwartz!!!

I hate yogurt!

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: zerocool1

Originally posted by: chowmein
.... use the shwartz!!!

I hate yogurt!

eat sh!t and die.

 

[zerocool1]

Originally posted by: teh 3v1L
"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fvcking car?"

NPH wouldn't do that?

 

[Saint Nick]

HE (still) HATES THESE CANS!!!!!!!

 

[tfcmasta97]

We're d1cks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid d1cks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an a$$hole. Pussies don't like d1cks, because pussies get f.cked by d1cks. But d1cks also f.ck a$$holes: a$$holes that just want to sh1t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with a$$holes their way. But the only thing that can f.ck an a$$hole is a d1ck, with some balls. The problem with d1cks is: they f.ck too much or f.ck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh1t that they become a$$holes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from a$$ holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us f.ck this a$$hole, we're going to have our d1cks and pussies all covered in sh1t!

 

[geecee]

"Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

 

[fstime]

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SH!T. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n*gger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N*gger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N*gger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n*ggers ain't my f*cking business, that's why!

 

[Metron]

"Ted Nugent called... he wants his shirt back."

 

[geecee]

John: Claire's mom just made me feel her hooters.
Jeremy: So, you gonna complain everytime some hot older broad makes you feel her up? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Well why don't you try getting jacked off under the table? Then you'll have something to complain about. What they like? Were they nice? Are they real or fake? They built for comfort or for speed? What'd you do? You play the motorboat? You played the motorboat. [makes motorboat noise] You motorboatin' son of a bitch.
John: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?
John: [walking away] Nothin'. I'm going for a walk.
Jeremy: [screaming] Well, have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up some blood.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Metron
"Ted Nugent called... he wants his shirt back."

Oceans 11!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly."

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

"It calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth... and there were valleys. And there were plains of tall green grass that you could lie down in - you could go to sleep in. And there were blue skies, and there was fresh air... and there were things growing all over the place, not just in some domed enclosures blasted some millions of miles out into space."

 

[resinboy]

"i am the video word made flesh"