MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[Ameesh]

khhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!

 

[nakedfrog]

Screw the universe?

 

[Tylanner]

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

 

[masterxfob]

i eat green berets for breakfast and right now i'm very hungry

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: masterxfob
i eat green berets for breakfast and right now i'm very hungry

Touch me again and I'll kill you.

 

[venk]

You Talkn' to me?

 

[HermDogg]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: masterxfob
i eat green berets for breakfast and right now i'm very hungry

Touch me again and I'll kill you.

Become who you were meant to be

 

[PeteRoy]

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me

 

[IAteYourMother]

Do you read the Bible? Ezekiel 25:17 -
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: masterxfob
i eat green berets for breakfast and right now i'm very hungry

Touch me again and I'll kill you.

You had me at hello.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: PeteRoy
I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me

You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some f#!*ing courtesy.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

[thraashman]

Don't ever let me say that your anal retentive attention to detail never netted positive results.
You can't be anal if you don't have an anus.

 

[chowmein]

.... use the shwartz!!!

 

[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: masterxfob
i eat green berets for breakfast and right now i'm very hungry

Touch me again and I'll kill you.

are you going to bark all day little doggy or are you going to
bite?

 

[IAteYourMother]

Shut the fvck up

 

[HardcoreRobot]

It smells like sex in here

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Do you read the Bible? Ezekiel 25:17 -
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

..and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!

 

[PeteRoy]

Listen. And understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

 

[hpkeeper]

"Are either of you gay?"
"You mean like flaming?"
"it's just a standard question we have to ask"
*pause to look at each other*
"No, but we're willing to learn"
"yeah! would they send us someplace special?" - Stripes

 

[Mo0o]

I'm going to punch you in the ovaries

 

[thraashman]

-And you Preston. The supposed saviour of the resistance. Are now it's destroyer. And along with them, you've given me yourself. Calm, cool, entirely without incident.
-....... No....
-Oh ..... sh!t.
-Not without incident.

 

[daveymark]

Sebastian, call my name!

 

[hpkeeper]

"I got some booty I got some booty!, and you know what's best? she was a giver" - Half Baked.

 

[Tylanner]

Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

And now the Holy Grail of quotes

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.