MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[Totnetsol]

"Is this the end?"

"No, baby it's only the beginning"

 

[MrLuckyPants]

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

 

[boomer6447]

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

 

[clarkse]

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

 

[jalaram]

You want to know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

 

[Jpark]

I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks.

 

[nakedfrog]

We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to f#@*?

 

[GimpyOne]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

And now the Holy Grail of quotes

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

It's only a little bunny!

 

[m3rcury]

Guns for show, knives for a pro.

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: GimpyOne
It's only a little bunny!

Yolanda: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you too, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: Alright, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Yolanda: Any of you fvcking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfvcking last one of ya!

 

[jer0608]

Hey... is that the cops? I'm an innocent victim in here! I was attacked by a coked up wh0re and a - a f--kin' crazy dentist!

 

[ZeroEffect]

Open the pod bay doors please HAL....

 

[meltdown75]

"Will you give me oral pleasure?"

 

[DivideBYZero]

'A car that flies. Now I have seen everything.'

'Have you seen a man eat his own head?'

'No.'

'Then you haven't seen everything, have you.'

 

[ZeroEffect]

Benny, bring me everyone.

-what do you mean, "everyone"?

E V E R Y O N E ! ! ! !

 

[Jynx980]

Yes I'm serious and stop calling me Shirley!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
"Would you like to play a game?"

You mean "Shall we play a game?"

 

[gabemcg]

"Marujuana??? You in here for some Marijuana???"

"Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke!"

"I SEEN 'EM!"

"Have you ever sucked dick for Marijuana???"

"well... no... I can't say that I have"

 

[chowmein]

God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Alabama: "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Saddie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a... practice. "

 

[tennisflip]

"That's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooooooooooosby sweata!"

 

[xeno2060]

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

 

[ZeroEffect]

Picture the scene:

Other fvckin' week there - in the fvckin' Volley with Tommy playin' pool.

I'm playin' like Paul Fvckin' Newman by the way, given the boy a tannin'
of a lifetime.

So it comes down to the end, down to the last shot - the deciding ball
out of the whole tournament. I'm in the black and he's sittin in the corner
lookin' all fvckin' biscuit-ersed.

When this hard cvnt comes up - obviously fvckin' fancyed himself like.

Starts starin' at me! Lookin' at me - right fvcking at me as if to say "Come ahead, square go!"

Ya ken me, I'm not the kind of cvnt that goes lookin' for fvckin' bother like... but
at the end of the day i'm the cvnt with the pool cue and he can have the fat end in
his puss any time he fvckin' wanted like.

So i's square up, casual like... what does the hard cvnt do? Or the so called hard cvnt??

Shite's it!!!

Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fvck out of there.

And after that? Well, the game was mine!


(tosses glass bear mug over shoulder to the bar below)

 

[Robor]

Senator: There's a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

"The Outlaw Josey Wales"

 

[CrazyApe]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Do you read the Bible? Ezekiel 25:17 -
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

:thumbsup:

"LUMBERG FVCKED HER!!!"