MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[SkyBum]

Virginia: What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?

Happy: I didn't BREAK it, I was merely testing its durability, and I PLACED it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I wanted it to be near its family.


Happy: SON OF A BIICH BALL! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO HOME?!?! THAT'S YOUR HOME!! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME??

 

[Kadarin]

I want my two dollars!

 

[SkyBum]

"I could make that much money in five seconds!"

 

[Tylanner]

"Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me... Your balls are showing..."

 

[thegimp03]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "

 

[MAME]

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[drum]

It's like you get homesick for a place that doesn't exist. I mean it's like this right of passage, you know. You won't have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for you kids, for the family you start, it's like a cycle or something. I miss the idea of it. Maybe that's all family really is. A group of people who miss the same imaginary place.

 

[NakaNaka]

"Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude."

 

[y2kc]

"Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's
ever gonna have. . ."

 

[EpsiIon]

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

 

[aircooled]

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfvcker"

 

[Gujski]

You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
I blame myself.
So do I.
Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

 

[busterTI]

"I want you to hit me, as hard as you can."

 

[Tremulant]

English motherfvcker, do you speak it?

 

[Red Dawn]

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. It reminds me of victory!

 

[spacejamz]

Say Hello to My Little Friend...

 

[Nightfall]

Old McDonald had a farm, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh. And on this farm he shot some guys. Ba-da-bip, ba-da-bing, bang-boom.

-McManus "The Usual Suspects"

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Do you read the Bible? Ezekiel 25:17 -
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and a finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

i was waiting for that one

 

[Dedpuhl]

"Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?!?"

 

[Whitecloak]

assumptions are the mother of all fvck-ups!

 

[Alex]

mother, brother, any other sucker!

 

[meltdown75]

"Captain, I think I speak for the whole crew when I say, 'To hell with our orders'."

 

[GasX]

sig...

 

[brigden]

"You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip."

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

"Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?"