MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[whistleclient]

It shoots through schools.

 

[xeno2060]

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

 

[Atomicus]

"I went in with a bachelor's of marijuana and came out with a doctorate in cocaine." -- George Jung

 

[Nimloth]

New York maybe the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you, it takes a lot of weed naps!

 

[scauffiel]

"I find your lack of faith... disturbing"

 

[BurntCpu]

Dying ain't much of a living son

 

[JulesMaximus]

"Would you give a man a foot massage?"

 

[Blain]

<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.reelclassics.com/Audio_Video/Quotes4n/stanwyck_di_speeding.wav">"Why don't you drop by tomorrow evening around 8:30. He'll be in then."
"Who?"
"My husband. You were anxious to talk to him, weren't you?"
"Yeah, I was, but... I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean."
"There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Nef. Forty-five miles an hour."
"How fast was I going, officer?"
"I'd say around ninety."
"Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket."
"Suppose I let you off with a warning this time."
"Suppose it doesn't take."
"Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles."
"Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder."
"Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder."
"That tears it."</a>

 

[Horus]

"He will give them death, and they will love him for it."

 

[MX2]

"Skank...who was that guy?"


"I don't know, but whoever he is, he's weird and pissed off"

 

[imported_chucksc]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[Kelemvor]

Well, that's the real trick, isn't it?

 

[Brutuskend]

"Do you do drugs Danny?"

"Everyday."

"Good boy!"

 

[Sideswipe001]

ARTHUR:
I am your king!
WOMAN:
Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR:
You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN:
Well, how did you become King, then?
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Can you blow me where the Pampers is?

 

[ace up my sleeve]

"Now a question of ettiuite...do I give you the as$ or the crotch"
-Tyler Durden--Fight Club

 

[conjur]

"I don't want this. I want large bread."

 

[BurnItDwn]

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb*tch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down

 

[KingPhil]

"Keep firing assholes......."
---Spaceballs

 

[imported_Trippin315]

For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hating my excellent compatriot," don't have none of that bullsh!t. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's descended from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were hiding out in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the realm of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.

 

[UzairH]

Elrond (to Isildur):"Cast it in the fire."
Ring/Sauron: (tempting, calling) "hhhhaaaaayyyy..."
Elrond: "Destroy it!"
Isildur: (softly) "No"
Elrond: "ISILDUR!!!"

 

[jalaram]

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

 

[TheGeek]

Only steers and queers come from Texas and you dont much look like a steer so that kinda narrows it down

 

[Triumph]

This thread would be alot cooler if people actually read/responded to others' quotes.

-Ferris Beuller's Day Off