MOVIE QUOTE THREAD

[Ninepepper]

F!ck you. That's my name.

 

[Brutuskend]

"I want to stick my tube steak into your sister, what will you take?"

 

[villageidiot111]

"Dude, what's mine say?"

 

[iamskew]

SWEET!

 

[spacejamz]

DUDE!!!! What's mine say????

 

[iamskew]

SWEET!

 

[spacejamz]

DUUUUUDE....WHAT'S MINE SAY?!?!?!

 

[mobobuff]

You are talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind.

 

[mcvickj]

I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

 

[NakaNaka]

That's what I'm saying to you! ... Touche!

 

[villageidiot111]

Captain!

 

[Schneider879]

"I loved peas"

 

[mindmaniac]

"I don't make monkeys, I just train the"

-Pee Wee Herman to Francis
Pee-Wees Big Adventure

 

[mindmaniac]

"Three words, scary german guy"

Monster Squad

 

[mindmaniac]

Originally posted by: ming2020
Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

"I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends"
"Yeah, right, and the purpose of the drug"
" I have invented a drug for the world to give worms to ex-girlfriends"


Kids in the Hall - Brain Candy

 

[KingPhil]

"Not today my good friend, I think I'm going to buy it! Do you accept cash? <CHACHING>!!

-Wayne, Wayne's World

 

[teh 3v1L]

"Did Doogie Howser just steal my fvcking car?"

 

[dug777]

"i was eating pie"

 

[CVSiN]

/keanu Whoa....

 

[J Heartless Slick]

"Kiss my entire ass!"

"We've always thought you have hidden depths"
"Ah, but you see I haven't. I really am this shallow"

 

[Abe Froman]

"And that was the second time I got crabs!"

-Super Troopers

 

"We agreed I wouldn't f*ck you, and you wouldn't f*ck me until we got this f*ck outta the f*ckin' picture! "

 

[CrazyApe]

"You're the Sausage King of Chicago?"

 

[Raj]

Originally posted by: masterxfob
i eat green berets for breakfast and right now i'm very hungry

guy 1: I eat peices of sh*t like you for breakfast.

guy 2: haha, you eat peices of sh*t?

guy 1: (pauses and thinks) NO!!

 

[laketrout]

"I like her bangs"