Movies that were SHOCKINGLY Bad

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: RightIsWrong
I've seen a couple that I have really liked listed....primarily Harold and Kumar.

Ones that I haven't seen listed that I have hated are:

1. Dark City
2. Vanilla Sky
3. Meet the Applegates

I have never been so pissed that I wasted two hours of my life like I was when Vanilla Sky ended. What a piece of dung. And Meet the Applegates taught me a very important lesson....NEVER, EVER see a movie that touts itself as the best comedy/drama/thriller/whatever since (insert actually enjoyable movie here). Come to think of it, cult classic or not....PCU falls into this category as well.

I assume the Vanilla Sky that you are referring to is the tasteless remake schlock with Tom Cruise? calling it dung is being generous.

and for all those that hate Closer...eh? I wouldn't call it great, but I can see where a lot of the animosity is that it just made them feel bad. ...which means the film succeeded, and was actually "good."

 

[bluestrobe]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
Date Movie.

Agreed. That funny "parody" was too dumb even for fans of that movie style.

 

[gorcorps]

2 fast 2 furious... and I'll assume the 3rd one was even worse

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
2 fast 2 furious... and I'll assume the 3rd one was even worse

I thought the third one was the best one. Just think... no Paul Walker, Japanese girls and a Mustang with a RB26DETT engine in it... albeit I would've preferred a SKYLINE with a RB26DETT engine in it, but I can't be too choosy! The movie also had "real" races in it, not that hick drag racing crap.

 

[neutralizer]

Battle Royale 2
Hell Boy

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: DonVito
It just occurred to me no one has mentioned the second and third Matrix movies, which sucked about as hard as anything I've ever seen (particularly #2).

Almost like they were writing the script and screen play as they went along.

heh so horrible. ruined the first for me even its like they just bullsh*tted a script to get that massive paycheck.

 

[mooncancook]

Motal Kombat

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: mooncancook
Motal Kombat

The sequel, Annihilation, unquestionably! I just finished this review of it, and it reminded me of when my friends and I saw it in theaters. Wow, everything that could be done wrong with a video game movie in one sterling example.

The original MK still stands as probably the best video game adaptation to date.

 

[Hav0k99]

Originally posted by: astroidea
Chronicles of Narnia.
Piss poor acting, plot has about as much plausibility as OJ simpson's murder case, ridiculous messages.
We have a kid with no balls whatsoever, called courageous and brave because he killed a wolf, or should I say the wolf jumped onto his sword. He was fighting minotaurs 3x his size in a few days of training.
The old professor is gullible and teaches that you shouldn't be dubious of those in good faith. In other words, you shouldn't be skeptical of magical faries in the sky because people taught them to you in good faith. Absolute brainwashing garbage.
The cg animation looks cheesy.
And even worse, is that it's nearly 3 hours long.
Not the worst movie, but it was SHOCKINGLY BAD. I went in with high hopes too.

I thought this was pretty bad too

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Anything with Vin Diesel. period.

Including Saving Private Ryan?

Movies that are shockingly bad to me -

Freddy Got Fingered
The Core
An Inconvenient Truth

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Anything with Vin Diesel. period.

Including Saving Private Ryan?

Movies that are shockingly bad to me -

Freddy Got Fingered
The Core
An Inconvenient Truth

I was wondering when someone would point that out...

Ryan was OK, but seriously:
Thin Red Line >>>>>> Saving Private Ryan. Released teh same year, and Thin Red Line deserved way more attention than it got. If you don't think it was better then Ryan, then there's a good chance there is a blood clot in your brain (so...you should probably get to the ER--stat)

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: DonVito
It just occurred to me no one has mentioned the second and third Matrix movies, which sucked about as hard as anything I've ever seen (particularly #2).

Almost like they were writing the script and screen play as they went along.

heh so horrible. ruined the first for me even its like they just bullsh*tted a script to get that massive paycheck.

THAT'S what I was trying to remember. The memory was so painful, that I guess I had erased it from my memory. At least it didn't ruin the first Matrix for me, as I thought it was rather "meh"... (I never saw the 3rd of course; what would be the point?)

I'll add "V for Vendetta" while I'm at it. I wouldn't say it was "shockingly bad," though; but certainly very dissapointing. I think they bit off more than they could chew in 2.5 hours.

...Let's just throw in the Machowski Brothers for the hell of it.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: mooncancook
Motal Kombat

Is it only "shockingly bad" if you expect it to be good? Damn...I don't know what to say about this...hehe

 

[compuwiz1]

Jeepers Creepers The only thing I like a little in the whole movie. and, no, it's not him.

 

[adairusmc]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: adairusmc

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Anything with Vin Diesel. period.

Including Saving Private Ryan?

Movies that are shockingly bad to me -

Freddy Got Fingered
The Core
An Inconvenient Truth

I was wondering when someone would point that out...

Ryan was OK, but seriously:
Thin Red Line >>>>>> Saving Private Ryan. Released teh same year, and Thin Red Line deserved way more attention than it got. If you don't think it was better then Ryan, then there's a good chance there is a blood clot in your brain (so...you should probably get to the ER--stat)

I did not really like either of them. I take Saving Private Ryan as directing practice for the far superior (to both Ryan and Thin Red Line) Band of Brothers.

 

[LukeMan]

1.) Peter Pan (2003) - I liked the movie Hook (Robin Williams), but this version of Peter Pan blows..

and

2.) The Wicker Man (w/ Nicholas Cage). Opening scene makes no sense (it's there just to add a few minutes to a short movie or to set up bad dreams he is constantly having). The movie could have been so much better if they re-did the ending.

 

[Adversary]

I don't know if this has been listed yet. I recently watched "My Super Ex-Girlfriend." I though it would be hilarious, but it was a terribly executed movie. Laughs were too far apart and not good enough. I find Uma very unattractive as well. It was shockingly bad.

 

[deadken]

Leonard Part 6 without a doubt. MUCH worse then anything that could have possibly been mentioned earlier (no, I didn't have time to read through the entire thread).

 

[Evander]

Nowadays I'll give up on a movie if it gives me nothing within the first 20-30 minutes, but I didn't have that luxury during my school days and Lord of the Flies is a movie I remember hating. Apparently there were 2 versions, I'm sure they both stunk 'cuz the book was boring as well, even if it did have a point.

Serenity I sat all the way through 'cuz I was home for the holidays and my Dad wanted to see it too. Sucked big time. I'm a fan of the tv series though

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: Journer
About a Boy (2002)
well...i didnt expect it to be good...but this movie was so bad i wanted to stab my eyes when it was over...it was such a waste of my time...if i wanst so lazy i would actually try to get my $2 back AND compensation for my time...that movie pissed me off so much >(

lol

Oh please, I love when someone breaks out the end-all, be-all rating that is its Rotten Tomatoes score to backup whether a movie is good or not. That website is sheer lunacy and its rating system is laughable, how about we consult a proper movie website, oh I don't know.. like metacritic, or iMDb?

lolol: 7.4/10
lolol: 75/100

94%.. haha thats rich. I never even seen the movie either so I have no prejudice against it, I do however despise Hugh Grant.

As for the thread, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy may have been a terrific book, but it was the only movie I ever walked out on to this day.

Are you retarded? RottenTomatoes had an average score of 7.8/10, roughly the same as both links you gave. 94% meant that 94% of the people thought it was worth watching.

 

[Swag1138]

Gotta say D.E.B.S. is way up there. And Solaris! Solaris is, to date, the only movie I have ever walked out on.

 

[latino666]

Howard the Duck

Also Weird Al's movie.

 

[Scorpion2k6]

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Spiderman 2, Halloween Resurrection, Hitch, The Master of Disguise, Monkeybone, Super Troopers, Men in Black 2, The Ring Two, 8 Mile, That Briney Spears Movie, Honey with Mariah Carey, Step Up, Hollowman. Dreamcatcher... And those are just the ones that I remember...

 

[Mo0o]

I dont think anyone has listed a movie thats been rated as low as Ballistic Ecks vs. Sever.

0% on RT with 99 reviews
3.4 on imdb
19/100 on metacritic

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: DonVito
It just occurred to me no one has mentioned the second and third Matrix movies, which sucked about as hard as anything I've ever seen (particularly #2).

Almost like they were writing the script and screen play as they went along.

heh so horrible. ruined the first for me even its like they just bullsh*tted a script to get that massive paycheck.

THAT'S what I was trying to remember. The memory was so painful, that I guess I had erased it from my memory. At least it didn't ruin the first Matrix for me, as I thought it was rather "meh"... (I never saw the 3rd of course; what would be the point?)

I'll add "V for Vendetta" while I'm at it. I wouldn't say it was "shockingly bad," though; but certainly very dissapointing. I think they bit off more than they could chew in 2.5 hours.

...Let's just throw in the Machowski Brothers for the hell of it.

add george lucas for another guy bent on destroying something beautiful for more bucks too. last 3 star wars films were simply incompetent. stunning and so sad

Ballistic Ecks vs. Sever? well cuz no one was shocked that it was bad