Movies that were SHOCKINGLY Bad

[ModerateRepZero]

only movie I can think of offhand is Dragonfly

 

[chowmein]

Stay Alive and Fear Dot Com

 

[python023]

Alexander

 

[iversonyin]

Titanic

a good 3 hrs wasted. I was waiting for the ship sinking scene the whole god damn time

 

[Fingolfin269]

How can you not like Freddy vs. Jason?

 

[0roo0roo]

heh that was dumb fun
bad is boring..boring boring.

 

[Xyclone]

Naopleon Dynamite. I don't know why people liked that move. Utter sh1t, and unfunny to boot.

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
Blair Witch Project. Utter sh1te from start to finish.

Agreed!

Worst_movie_ever.

 

[dbk]

Mummy II with the Mummy's delayed reaction (You know what I'm talking about). Oh yeah, The Rock was digitalized. :thumbsdown:

 

[fustercluck]

Transporter 2 definitely.

 

[Regs]

Brokeback mountain. WTF? If the movie is about some PC issue (gays, mentally challenged, or some handicap) it's becomes the best seller.

I tried to watch that movie but I immediately got a ice cream headache during the first chapter.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Naopleon Dynamite. I don't know why people liked that move. Utter sh1t, and unfunny to boot.

That movie was depressing. Just like Meet the Family with Ben Stiller. I was too busy feeling so bad for Ben I couldn't laugh.

 

[Deeko]

Troll 2

Trust me, you don't know bad movies until you've seen Troll 2. Although, it was so bad to the point that it was amusing

The Mangler Reborn

Never before have I see acting so bad

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Adaman
Transporter 2 definitely.

Dude! It wasn't the most believable story but it was fun to watch. Who can't enjoy a chick in a bikini with a submachine gun in both hands, lol?

Not the worst movie by a long shot.

 

[Conky]

Honorable mention: Pledge This!

I could only stomach about 10 minutes before I shut it off and I love movies, even really really bad movies, but you gotta draw a line somewhere, lol.

 

[imported_Tick]

I'm suprised no one has said Waterworld yet... althought I actually like that movie.



Also, Battlefield Earth is not a bad movie if you can forget it has anything to do with scientology.

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: Beachboy

Originally posted by: Adaman
Transporter 2 definitely.

Dude! It wasn't the most believable story but it was fun to watch. Who can't enjoy a chick in a bikini with a submachine gun in both hands, lol?

Not the worst movie by a long shot.

Sub Machine Guns? Hah. That's the one thing the move didn't need was a sub machine gun. It's like watching one guy from the A-Team kick ass through 2 hours. Was I the only one that noticed that with all the guns and explosions none of the guns actually killed anybody? How does a fire hose do more damage than a gun? Ugh. The action in the movie was completely unrealistic. It was like the Matrix but with no..Matrix.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Naopleon Dynamite. I don't know why people liked that move. Utter sh1t, and unfunny to boot.

Agree

 

[foodfightr]

A.I.
Rolling Kansas

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: fanerman91

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

We have a winner!

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: hellokeith
And the sad part is Milla Jovovich is way hotter than Charlize Theron.

:thumbsdown:

Agreed. That is blasphemy.

 

[MikeSci457DC]

Most Extreme Primate tops everying except maybe Ecks Vs. Sever and Charlie's Angels 2


I'm surprised that a lot of movies showed up. Freddy vs. Jason and Cabin Fever are some of the best spoofs on horror films yet and most of the other movies on the list are crap, but not shockingly bad crap.

Lost in Translation = one of my favorite movies btw

just my 2cents

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Troll 2

Trust me, you don't know bad movies until you've seen Troll 2. Although, it was so bad to the point that it was amusing

The Mangler Reborn

Never before have I see acting so bad

If you want "so bad it is funny" then you need to watch The Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage.

Holy jesus I have never laughed so hard at a retarded movie.

Here is a good "review" of it. http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rewok1.html

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: Regs

Originally posted by: Beachboy

Originally posted by: Adaman
Transporter 2 definitely.

Dude! It wasn't the most believable story but it was fun to watch. Who can't enjoy a chick in a bikini with a submachine gun in both hands, lol?

Not the worst movie by a long shot.

Sub Machine Guns? Hah. That's the one thing the move didn't need was a sub machine gun. It's like watching one guy from the A-Team kick ass through 2 hours. Was I the only one that noticed that with all the guns and explosions none of the guns actually killed anybody? How does a fire hose do more damage than a gun? Ugh. The action in the movie was completely unrealistic. It was like the Matrix but with no..Matrix.

Yes, her aim was very poor but I was too busy admiring her flat belly.

The gunplay was very unbelievable, no doubt, as was the car action but I still found it to be somewhat enjoyable. Not a movie I would recommend to most folks but no way the worst movie ever.

I remember watching that steaming pile called "Blair Witch Project" and actually feeling like throwing up from the motion sickness that film induced. It takes a lot to make me nauseous but that movie nailed it.

 

[BUTCH1]

How about 3-D "Parasite" came out around 1983, an attempt to revive 3-D movies.
they found out 1 million ways of flinging a rubber "alien" at the screen. looked like one
of those fake puke things at the gag store. Thent the 3-D effect didn't even work. I
demanded and was granted a full refund....