Movies that were SHOCKINGLY Bad

[BUTCH1]

I hope everyone is referring to the sequel when " Flight of the phoenix" is mentioned,
the original shot in 1966 with Jimmy stewart, Richard attenborough and hardy kruger
is a masterpeice. The pilot was actually killed flying the plane... The last flight of the phoenix

 

[Winchester]

Mr. Magoo

 

[The Pentium Guy]

What about that stupid movie that was rated R because of that one BJ scene.
The whole movie was the guy on a motorcycle, not much dialogue what so ever.

Worst movie, STARCRASH. This is a topper folks - it's the EPITOME of bad scifi.

 

[hellokeith]

Originally posted by: skriefal
Ultraviolet

Worst... movie... ever. Well, at least the worst movie I've ever seen...

Was I surprised it would be bad? No.
Was I surprised it would be that bad? Yes.

Aeon Flux had essentially the same plot, but was much better. And the sad part is Milla Jovovich is way hotter than Charlize Theron.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: hellokeith
Aeon Flux had essentially the same plot, but was much better.

That's like saying "Don't worry; it's not AIDS, just hepatitis."

 

[skriefal]

Originally posted by: animalia

Bad movies off the top of my head:

alien vs predator
van helsing

Van Helsing was bad, I'll agree. Aliens Vs Predator was disappointing -- but not outright "bad". But neither of them can hold a candle to the extreme awfulness that is Ultraviolet.

 

[fleshconsumed]

3000 miles to las vegas
Mission Impossible 2
Ghosts of Mars (serious crap)
Lost in Space
Aeon Flux
Chronicles of Narnia
UltraViolet
Village


BTW those who consider Starship Troopers a bad movie can't read between the lines. The movie is not about bugs or humans or war. It's about what would become under totalitarian government. I seriously feel bad for people who couldn't even see through those tv commercials/updates/news satire in the movie. That should have been a dead give away, and yet it would seem plenty of people missed it.

 

[iliopsoas]

Computer Beach Party.

Saw this way back in the 80s, I think.

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: animalia
I hated the Godfather.

Bad movies off the top of my head:

the descent
alien vs predator
van helsing
hidalgo
ghost ship
little nicky
home alone 3
home alone 4
any new movie by disney

oh yeah.... star wars episode 1, 2, 3, and 5

Wait... you hated the Godfather and The Empire Strikes Back?

Anyway, here's one that hasn't been mentioned, The Car. But that was bad to the point that it was somewhat funny.

 

[Tret]

Some of the movies that you metioned I actually like. To each his own I guess.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

Originally posted by: The Pentium Guy
What about that stupid movie that was rated R because of that one BJ scene.
The whole movie was the guy on a motorcycle, not much dialogue what so ever.

Worst movie, STARCRASH. This is a topper folks - it's the EPITOME of bad scifi.

You're talking about Brown Bunny. I think it was actually unrated/rated X - the BJ (by Chloe Sevigny on Vincent Gallo) is explicitly shown.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Crying Game - aunt and uncle took me to see it well before it hit the mainstream media. They had no clue about "the scene"....it was a little awkward to say the least.

 

[brtspears2]

Pootie Tang. I snuck into this movie, and snuck out 10 minutes later.

 

[foghorn67]

AI
Driven

 

[SociallyChallenged]

Originally posted by: skriefal
Ultraviolet

Worst... movie... ever. Well, at least the worst movie I've ever seen...

Sweet, so it wasn't just me that thought it was horrid.

 

[ranmaniac]

How I got into college
Aces: Iron Eagle 3
Solo (w/ Mario Van Peebles)

 

[fleshconsumed]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged

Originally posted by: skriefal
Ultraviolet

Worst... movie... ever. Well, at least the worst movie I've ever seen...

Sweet, so it wasn't just me that thought it was horrid.

What's even funnier it was one of the first movies to make it to Blu-ray, supposedly the high definition would allow to see it in its full glory...

rofl makes me wonder what movie studios think when they release such crap onto high definition and think we would want to buy it...

 

[shuttleboi]

Barely Legal 23, 40, and 51.

 

[canadageek]

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[IGBT]

..the Fast And Furious flicks.

 

[Number1]

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

 

[xanis]

Black Christmas (new). Creepy-ass story, unnecessary gore, and incredibly stupid characters.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: fleshconsumed
3000 miles to las vegas
Mission Impossible 2
Ghosts of Mars (serious crap)
Lost in Space
Aeon Flux
Chronicles of Narnia
UltraViolet
Village


BTW those who consider Starship Troopers a bad movie can't read between the lines. The movie is not about bugs or humans or war. It's about what would become under totalitarian government. I seriously feel bad for people who couldn't even see through those tv commercials/updates/news satire in the movie. That should have been a dead give away, and yet it would seem plenty of people missed it.

No. I got the underlying theme. It still sucked.

 

[silverpig]

Ever seen any of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 stuff? The movies they have in those are the worst sh!t anyone can possibly imagine.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: canadageek
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