A: Hi, yes, can I please speak with Jane please....
B: I'm sorry, but I don't know anyone by that name.
A: That's silly. I have been going out with her for about a month and have called here at this number dozens of times
B: I'm sorry but I have no idea what you are talking about...
A: Carl?
B: Yeah, who is this?
A: It's Bob from the plant....
B: Oh hey Bob. I'm sorry, but I'm only a female for March and September....
A: Damn...do you think you would mind fitting into my scedule...I'm only a man for March and August...