This needs to be a new category.
Reverse Ownage. - For when at least one individual (preferably more) attempts to establish ownage against the OP, and the OP returns with victorious ownage of the accusers.
It must be as you took time out of your awesome life to post about it.
Hah! Now these reactions I didn't expect. Please show me the pic that's been floating around the internet for the past week, I'd love to see it. I'm curious as to how someone took it off of my phone.
You should vigorously press all three buttons at the same time until it's raining dead kittens
I bet if you push all 3 at once you will ruin your pants...try it.